# In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800 "2006-08-15T07:34:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/21 "2006-08-17T02:01:05Z")
\*\*First Day of School Holy shit, did someone take a shit in here or what?!? \*\* Well, we _are_ talking about Kindergarten here… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/22 "2006-08-17T07:43:17Z")
**I want a sandwich, it’s not that hard. Peanut butter and Jam?** Why, thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/23 "2006-08-17T12:50:14Z")
Cafe Society: \*\*Are there a hotter pair of robots in the universe? I think not! Billy Joel vs. Elton John \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/24 "2006-08-17T13:27:40Z")
IMHO: \*\*What Is The Most Bizarre Sexual Request You’ve Received From A Partner? Has anyone had experience with inversion boots? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/25 "2006-08-17T13:31:01Z")
\*\*For the love of god… (warning, disturbing) Jet Powered VW Beetle! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/26 "2006-08-17T13:32:14Z")
\*\*Mock Me: I Paid $15 for Shaving Cream What if there was no advertising or marketing in society? \*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/27 "2006-08-17T14:07:48Z")
General Questions: \*\* Why is this being described as a ‘two-headed baby’? Maine’s mystery Beast: Just a dog? \*\* Maybe a dog ate your two headed baby? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/28 "2006-08-17T14:23:06Z")
> [@](#): > > Maybe a dog ate your two headed baby? Babies ate my dingo!! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/29 "2006-08-17T17:25:39Z")
BBQ Pit: \*\*Arrest made in JonBenet Ramsey case Do you feel like a real hunter now, you sick fuck? \*\*:eek: ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/30 "2006-08-17T18:20:16Z")
\*\* For the love of god… (warning, disturbing) Is it irresponsible to lead a cow down a stairs? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/31 "2006-08-17T18:21:46Z")
\*\* New Yorker Magazine gets Gibson Arrest made in the Jon-Benet case?! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/32 "2006-08-17T18:26:11Z")
\*\*Dead Like Me question What’s the source of zombies eating brains? \*\* I cheated – these are separated by another thread. Irresistable, though. I could make them sequential by posting to that intervening thread, but that’s dishonest. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/33 "2006-08-17T18:50:55Z")
\*\*Bathrooms and Reading Material Does knowing more words or having a more elaborate language make you “smarter”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/34 "2006-08-17T19:43:17Z")
\*\*Cal, \*\*I know how you feel. I hate when that happens and have been sorely tempted to do what you did. \*\*Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction What’s up with all the weird news? \*\* :dubious: I haven’t heard any weird news about pregnancy induction. \*\*What’s your most esoteric or arcane hobby or interest? Dreaming about TV characters 🙂 \*\* Heck, everyone does that! \*\* Name my pet Jet Powered VW Beetle! \*\* You could call her Jet or Beetle for short. \*\*Phew! For the love of god… (warning, disturbing) Is it irresponsible to lead a cow down a stairs? \*\* I’m gonna guess yes. \*\*Arrest in JonBenet Ramsey case Now that is some effin instant karma \*\* Um, it’s been nearly ten years…Oh, I see! That was sarcasm, right? ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/35 "2006-08-17T19:57:05Z")
\*\* Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction Would you like to torment a complete stranger? Is there a workable joke in here? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/36 "2006-08-17T20:17:14Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] Arrest in JonBenet Ramsey case. Is there a workable joke in here? [/QUOTE] Naw, naw. This one works better: **Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction Is there a workable joke in here? Where the fuck is my damn cellphone!!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/37 "2006-08-17T21:26:53Z")
From IMHO: **Ask the crappy eater! What did you have for breakfast?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/38 "2006-08-18T00:39:30Z")
\*\*Iranian policewomen in full chadors rappelling down a building- with Video Don’t Even Ask. Heard any good non-sequitur lately? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/39 "2006-08-18T02:02:33Z")
Threefer in MPSIMS: **Heard any good non-sequitur lately? Is there a workable joke in here? Don’t Even Ask.** ---
**Author:** ![Mayo\_Speaks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mayo\_Speaks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mayo_Speaks)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/40 "2006-08-18T03:02:55Z")
MPSIMS:\*\* In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads Is there a workable joke in here? \*\* No. Sequential threads are to comedy what Helen Keller is to oratory. I keed! I keed! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800.md?page=3)