# In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800 "2006-08-15T07:34:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/41 "2006-08-18T06:06:14Z")

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\*\*What’s your most esoteric or arcane hobby or interest?  
Tubing with Strippers \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/42 "2006-08-18T09:13:36Z")

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\*\*Can one really synthesize TATP in an airplane? Probably not …  
Don’t Even Ask. \*\*

Unless you want to be rassled down and hog-tied, and the plane given a fighter escort to Boston :eek:

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/43 "2006-08-18T12:23:31Z")

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**Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction  
Is there a workable joke in here?**

Nope, no joke there.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/44 "2006-08-18T12:37:12Z")

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From Cafe Society:

**Billy Joel v. Elton John  
Are there a hotter pair of robots in the Universe? I think not.**

That’s just… wrong. On many, many levels.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/45 "2006-08-18T13:20:39Z")

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From MPSIMS:  
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Would you like to torment a complete stranger?  
Halloween is still two months away…  
\*\*  
**Anyone know any good barroom magic tricks?  
Anybody remember the California Microsoft settlement?**

And from IMHO:

**I need gardening questions!  
Why do Mosquitos want to feast on my flesh?**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/46 "2006-08-18T13:35:13Z")

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Cafe Society:

\*\*What makes you cry?  
Drowning in milk … \*\*

Don’t cry over spilt milk.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/47 "2006-08-18T15:35:20Z")

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\*\*A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar…  
Ask the ex-Mormon!  
What is the tamest sexual request you’ve had rejected by a partner? \*\*

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/48 "2006-08-18T15:37:28Z")

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In MPSIMS:

For the love of god… (warning, disturbing)

I am 48 Today

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/49 "2006-08-18T19:07:02Z")

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\*\*Benjamin Franklin and the red-hot dildo

How close do you live to Franklin? (USA Dopers primarily)  
\*\*  
I _swear_ I didn’t write that thread in order to get this set of sequential titles. But I can’t resist.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/50 "2006-08-19T04:28:49Z")

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IMHO  
\*\*  
What the Hell! Another Ice Cream Truck Driver Murdered  
Great, Now What Do I Do About Cable? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/51 "2006-08-19T14:02:46Z")

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\*\*WTF? A fucking PIG in heels!  
Stop feeding your kid!! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/52 "2006-08-19T14:25:55Z")

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A Great One in Great Debates:

\*\* How Should the Supreme Court be composed?  
On Atheism \*\*

Separation of church and state, indeed.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/53 "2006-08-19T15:06:48Z")

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New Posts:

\*\* Snakes on a Plane [at last!]  
Mile High Club \*\*

That’s the “Muthafucking Mile High Club”

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/54 "2006-08-20T05:50:38Z")

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\*\*Your former obsessions.  
Mile High Club \*\*

Got caught trying to bring aboard some KY Jelly, huh?

**Babysitter opens fire on children  
For the love of god… (warning, disturbing)**

Disturbing indeed.

\*\*Tips For Living - Killing Flies  
Does this make me evil? \*\*

Not in my book, it doesn’t.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/55 "2006-08-20T15:59:54Z")

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IMHO:

**Anybody ever grow a Venus Fly Trap? (Successfully?)  
Tips For Living - Killing Flies**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/56 "2006-08-20T20:57:40Z")

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\*\*For the love of god… (warning, disturbing)  
Okay, you’ve got me! I bought Etiquette! Now shut up about it! \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/57 "2006-08-21T04:45:50Z")

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On New Posts:

I curse my mutts intelligence  
What would it feel like to be smarter?

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/58 "2006-08-21T06:42:19Z")

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\*\*How can I get rid of a nasty neck kink?  
Yoga! \*\*

Ommmm…

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**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/59 "2006-08-21T09:00:44Z")

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MPSIMS…  
**Circumcision Can Cut HIV/AIDS Transmission**  
\*\* The Uncle Meat Project\*\*  
They might want to rethink the name of that research paper… 😛

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/60 "2006-08-21T12:12:55Z")

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These aren’t even _close_ to sequential, darn it, but they deserve to be:

\*\*In praise of Spanx

On Fear of Skunks…

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