# In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800 "2006-08-15T07:34:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/61 "2006-08-21T12:17:12Z")

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\*\*What’s the difference between a Heavy Drinker and an Alcoholic??

Could You Be Like That?

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Sure – I can do _anything_ if I put my mind to it.

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/62 "2006-08-21T13:27:23Z")

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at 6:25 AM, pacific time:

\*\*Fill me in on Pregnancy Induction

Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?

Are you SURE you want to remove that? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/63 "2006-08-21T14:52:37Z")

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\*\* Decorating disasters  
Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/64 "2006-08-21T15:14:57Z")

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From MPSIMS:

\*\*How far are you willing to go for a laugh at work?  
Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? \*\*

I’d laugh at that.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/65 "2006-08-21T17:49:27Z")

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\*\*A woman with two vaginas? Is this for real or a put on?

Can vitamin C do this to you?

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Quick! Put down that Orange!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/66 "2006-08-21T18:11:58Z")

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\*\*What’s your favourite insect?  
Anybody ever grow a Venus Fly Trap? (Successfully?) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/67 "2006-08-21T18:31:45Z")

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\*\*Notes from dead people.  
Well, no more classes today \*\*

Or tomorrow. Or the day after. Or the day after that…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/68 "2006-08-21T18:42:59Z")

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\*\*Questions about Matter-Eater Lad

Favorite Polish Recipes  
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Matter-Eater Lad likes Kielbasa, and pierogies, and galumpki (that “l” should have a diagonal slash through it.) And my grandmother’s babka. Because you’d _need_ Matter-Eater Lad’s digestive system to process her babka.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/69 "2006-08-21T18:54:10Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
\*\*Questions about Matter-Eater Lad

Favorite Polish Recipes  
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Matter-Eater Lad likes Kielbasa, and pierogies, and galumpki (that “l” should have a diagonal slash through it.) And my grandmother’s babka. Because you’d _need_ Matter-Eater Lad’s digestive system to process her babka.  
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With Matter-Eater Lad, you have to be sure it’s not POL-ish recipes.

\*\* Are you SURE you want to remove that?  
I’m a mom! \*\*

And it was a C-section IRL!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/70 "2006-08-21T18:56:00Z")

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\*\*What is the tamest sexual request you’ve had rejected by a partner?

Guys, do you introduce the girls you’re dating to one another?\*\*

\*\*How to avoid being bullied, as an adult

Expendable after 40?!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/71 "2006-08-21T19:00:36Z")

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\*\*I curse my mutts intelligence

Latest theory - dolphins are actually pretty stupid!  
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Lose the dog. Get Flipper.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/72 "2006-08-22T00:02:54Z")

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IMHO:

**What is the tamest sexual request you’ve had rejected by a partner?  
Ask the ex-Mormon!**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/73 "2006-08-22T02:23:48Z")

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\*\*Did I black out at my PC with my pants down?  
Are you SURE you want to remove that? \*\*

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/74 "2006-08-22T06:54:35Z")

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the bird is getting surgery again  
good birdwatching book for kids?

how about coworkers we actually really liked?  
I’d like a Hawaiian pizza, hold the Hawaiian

I curse my mutt’s intelligence  
Maths genuius living in poverty

Are you SURE you wanna remove that?  
Graduate school and the GRE

Finally got a physical  
So, I wrote a note to the King

Hockey dopefest in Ga ??!  
SDMB pick’em league

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/75 "2006-08-22T07:02:47Z")

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OH!

Dumbest thing on TV today  
Maine residents find mystery beast?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/76 "2006-08-22T12:11:21Z")

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\*\* Edmund Fitzgerald on repeat, or, how do YOU kill a party  
Notes from dead people.\*\*

Yes, that will do it.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/77 "2006-08-22T13:11:15Z")

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\*\*Our cats want an RV

Look, I just want a salad!  
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You’re easier to satisfy than your cats.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/78 "2006-08-22T15:09:58Z")

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\*\*I curse my mutts intelligence

The thread written by cats

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Are you sure the cats didn’t write the one about wanting an RV?

Cats seem to be smarter than dolphins.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/79 "2006-08-22T15:33:56Z")

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\*\*I curse my mutts intelligence

$ 549 for earbuds!! That’s just wrong!  
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“No, and at $549 a pair you’re not going to be getting many more dogs…”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/80 "2006-08-22T15:39:15Z")

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\*\*Would you sell me your Soul?

Vanilla Frosty? Why Wasn’t I Notified?  
\*\*  
You can get some soulsd more cheaply than others…

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