# In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800 "2006-08-15T07:34:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/81 "2006-08-22T17:08:01Z")
Cafe Society: \*\*Songs that go on way too long The Beatles are back \*\* I think you mean “The Bitch is Back” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/82 "2006-08-22T17:51:59Z")
BBQ: \*\*I only came in here to pee. You didn’t need to scar me emotionally. When 10" isn’t 10". A word about my lumber \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/83 "2006-08-22T18:33:48Z")
\*\*And the Screwed-Up Relationship of the Year Award goes to… I just can’t say it! \*\* I _hate_ it when the presenters draw out giving the award. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/84 "2006-08-22T18:42:47Z")
\*\* And the Screwed-Up Relationship of the Year Award goes to… I just can’t say it! When a loved one thinks your talent/accomplishment is worthless\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/85 "2006-08-22T19:32:49Z")
\*\*Educate me about Highway Guardrails Notes from dead people. \*\* That’s one way to look at them. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/86 "2006-08-22T19:46:01Z")
\*\*Buried, Cremated or “Other” Nice swig of warm urine What the hell is wrong with WATER? It’s good! But, maybe it ain’t right? \*\* :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/87 "2006-08-22T20:58:13Z")
\*\* Edmund Fitzgerald on repeat, or, how do YOU kill a party I just can’t say it! Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? The Celebrity Death Pool 2006 \*\* That’s sum bitchen party. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/88 "2006-08-22T21:23:28Z")
\*\* Paris Hilton: ‘I, like, cry, when I listen to’ my CD That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. \*\* The Shadow Over Paris ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/89 "2006-08-22T21:40:20Z")
General Questions: \*\*What gross stuff is in hot dogs? Nice swig of warm urine \*\* ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/90 "2006-08-23T13:31:47Z")
\*\* Badger badger badger on an ipod Snakes on a Plane in a Bra \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/91 "2006-08-23T13:54:28Z")
\*\*Pants-wetting airline passengers doing the terrorists’ job I only came in here to pee. You didn’t need to scar me emotionally. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/92 "2006-08-23T15:17:21Z")
GQ \*\*Bats in the House! AAAAGH! Origin of “Batshit Crazy” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/93 "2006-08-23T19:10:28Z")
From MPSIMS **$ 549 for earbuds!! That’s just wrong! Bid on my stuff, dammit!** It may help if you lower the price a little. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/94 "2006-08-23T19:20:49Z")
From MPSIMS: **Did I black out at my PC with my pants down? More dating tips for the sartorially clueless** I don’t think “sartorially clueless” even begins to cover that. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/95 "2006-08-23T22:25:52Z")
Dopers, help me run away from home I’m going to Catalina ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/96 "2006-08-24T03:09:18Z")
From MPSIMS: **The most dismal combination of words in the English language No Child Left Behind makes kids fat!!!** ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/97 "2006-08-24T07:01:55Z")
**Do you have life insurance? How impressed should I be?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/98 "2006-08-24T12:08:02Z")
\*\*Just Remember, There’s No “I” In… I just can’t say it! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/99 "2006-08-24T12:43:29Z")
\*\*Vaginas On A Stick! Most expensive thing you regularly eat. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/100 "2006-08-24T13:44:53Z")
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