# In the Heat of the Night: Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 15, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800 "2006-08-15T07:34:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/121 "2006-08-25T21:06:45Z")

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\*\* Circumcision Can Cut HIV/AIDS Transmission  
Vaginas On A Stick! \*\*

\*\*What’s the oldest & most primtive website or webpage still operational?  
Old guy stuff. (Old girls welcome.) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/122 "2006-08-26T12:35:50Z")

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\*\*Ask the Former Creationist/Biblical Literalist  
smoking vs. not smoking \*\*

I guess that means “hell vs. heaven”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/123 "2006-08-26T13:57:34Z")

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\*\*Advice needed on sleeping together sucessfully  
Need some plumbing advice \*\*

[Insert joke here]

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/124 "2006-08-26T15:27:23Z")

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\*\* I’ve got a ton of ground beef. What to do?  
Naked muppets? \*\*

Ground beef molded into naked muppets? The mind reels

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/125 "2006-08-26T19:03:19Z")

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**Going to Iraq soon  
Want a real MIG fighter helmet?**

Wel…I don’t want to inconvenience you but if happen across any while you’re there, then sure!  
\*\*Man awoke with dildo stuck in ass. He lied? Imagine that!  
An interview tip. \*\*

You might want to save this conversation until _after_ you’ve been hired.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/126 "2006-08-27T16:24:39Z")

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**How many sexual partners have you had?  
smoking vs. not smoking**

Okay, out of eighteen sexual partners, I’d say four of them qualified as “smoking.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/127 "2006-08-28T12:32:28Z")

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Cafe Society:

\*\* Question about Who lyrics  
What is Tommy about? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/128 "2006-08-28T13:35:54Z")

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IMHO:\*\*  
Screw the hover car!! How long before I get my talking computer?  
…Because there’s always room for another internet time waster…  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/129 "2006-08-28T17:24:40Z")

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\*\* What have you taken pictures of lately?

Will my pee-pee get bigger?

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/130 "2006-08-28T18:47:29Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**6-year-old traumatized by Barney the dinosaur’s penis  
What have you taken pictures of lately?**

I don’t think I want to see that picture.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/131 "2006-08-28T18:52:38Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**6-year-old traumatized by Barney the dinosaur’s penis  
What have you taken pictures of lately?**

I don’t think I want to see that picture.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/132 "2006-08-28T18:54:08Z")

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Sorry about the double post.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/133 "2006-08-29T00:52:29Z")

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From IMHO:

\*\*I need help to dress myself  
Have you ever pretended to be stupid? \*\*

I think someone’s going a little overboard, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/134 "2006-08-29T14:00:45Z")

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\*\*Why does modern music suck?  
Early Beatles recordings? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/135 "2006-08-29T14:56:36Z")

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\*\*What exactly is 310,000 gallons of water like?

Urinating in the Shower and Water Conservation  
\*\*

Well, I guess it _could_ be, if you’ve been holding it in a long time…

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-heat-of-the-night-sequential-threads/368800/136 "2006-08-29T15:35:31Z")

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On a sadder note:

\*\*Death, Working Overtime (long)  
World’s oldest woman dies at 116 \*\*

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