# In the Sequential Threads of your loooove **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707 "2004-06-29T15:29:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/1 "2004-06-29T15:29:09Z")
GQ: Are there really professional hitmen? How do I get rid of a mole? BBQ: Circumcision debate - why the obsession? It IS your job to keep the place clean IMHO: If you were in a coffeeshop in amsterdam and toking on some marijuana… Advice for dealing with a newly-blind grandpa ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/2 "2004-06-29T15:35:54Z")
At my After Grad party, there was a hypnotist, and . . . Keet! Keet! Free The Hooters ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/3 "2004-06-29T18:38:17Z")
Found in MPSIMS: tragic accident Iranian woman gives birth to frog ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/4 "2004-06-29T18:54:08Z")
Right here in MPSIMS: If life gives you lemons… Free The Hooters I summon my harem to cheer me up! Hello? Is anyone there? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/5 "2004-06-30T13:50:57Z")
Does anyone see themselves in the character of “Adrian Monk”? Does anyone else here have personal superstitious “rituals” that border on insanity? ---
**Author:** ![LibrarySpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@LibrarySpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LibrarySpy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/6 "2004-06-30T14:40:29Z")
Pit: The Lies of Michael Moore. What kind of a soulless fucktard would kill puppies with fireworks? I pit Glad “ODOR SHIELD” trashbags Sure, throw it away. Throw everything away! IMHO Do you have anyone of your non-prefered sex that you would do? Anybody want a gmail account? Are you afraid of death? Was Judge Judy unreasonable? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/7 "2004-06-30T17:23:36Z")
Found in MPSIMS: We’re engaged! My last thread as a bachelor! ---
**Author:** ![cheddarsnax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@cheddarsnax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheddarsnax)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/8 "2004-06-30T17:35:01Z")
MPSIMS: He dumped me… It’s a trend…I got dumped tonight, and we had our first kiss I summon my harem to cheer me up! Weird Psychic Moments We’re engaged! Pit: What kind of a soulless fucktard would kill puppies with fireworks? Find these guys and shove firecrackers up their asses ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/9 "2004-06-30T18:09:01Z")
When games of chance become games of skill, and the house gets an attitude. Which states are adopting new election procedures for 2004? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/10 "2004-07-01T20:34:43Z")
MPSIMS: So, I’ve crossed the line into metrosexuality… Wife Wants Me To Wear Queer Looking Pants ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-sequential-threads-of-your-loooove/252707/11 "2004-07-01T20:39:08Z")
“Small But Emotionally Devestating Social Mishaps” “My Wife Wants Me To Wear Queer Looking Pants” “NYC Gay Pride Parade…meh…I’ve Seen Gayer”