# In the Valley of the Green Glass Doors

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 9, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734 "2003-06-09T22:49:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734/221 "2003-06-16T14:07:09Z")

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Perhaps if you use the Vidal Sassoon brand, you can bring it…

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**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734/222 "2003-06-16T14:43:58Z")

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So while Parallax and I cannot build a house in the valley we can cobble together a cottage?

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**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734/223 "2003-06-16T15:54:29Z")

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A cottage, or a dwelling. With a good roof, of course, and as many rooms as you want.

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734/224 "2003-06-25T04:08:19Z")

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There are roofs, but no shingles.

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**Author:** ![Trafalgar\_Laura](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trafalgar_laura/32/2907_2.png) [@Trafalgar\_Laura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trafalgar_Laura)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734/225 "2003-06-25T10:49:15Z")

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May I enroll in the valley? I know I couldn’t enlist.

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**Author:** ![Trafalgar\_Laura](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trafalgar_laura/32/2907_2.png) [@Trafalgar\_Laura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trafalgar_Laura)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734/226 "2003-06-25T18:48:01Z")

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_sigh_ I think I killed it.

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**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-green-glass-doors/180734/227 "2003-06-25T18:59:36Z")

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You haven’t killed anything **nealla** it just took me a while to be able to get here.

You are mor than welcome to enroll in the Valley 🙂

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