# In the valley of the Jolly Ho! HO! HO! Green Giant, it's very logical!

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**Created:** [May 9, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-jolly-ho-ho-ho-green-giant-its-very-logical/244299 "2004-05-09T16:34:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-jolly-ho-ho-ho-green-giant-its-very-logical/244299/1 "2004-05-09T16:34:27Z")

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Because [he’s a Vulcan!](http://www.greengiant.com/images/history/tr_grstg.jpg)

[It’s true!](http://www.beans-around-the-world.com/blueearth.html)

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-valley-of-the-jolly-ho-ho-ho-green-giant-its-very-logical/244299/2 "2004-05-09T19:48:46Z")

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Q. Who says “Ho, ho, ho?”

A. Santa Claus,  
the Jolly Green Giant,  
and the Jolly Green Pimp, taking inventory.