# In the year 2525....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 3, 2011, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153 "2011-06-03T01:00:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/21 "2011-06-04T02:32:15Z")

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There will probably be some form of chocolate.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/22 "2011-06-04T02:35:51Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> There will probably be some form of chocolate.

Better not be any carob. :mad:

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/23 "2011-06-04T18:23:01Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> Better not be any carob. :mad:

Don’t worry I stole all the carob because I’m a Pirate of the Carob Bean.  
\*\*In the year 2525 \*\*  
The entire internet consists of cute kitten videos and porn.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/24 "2011-06-04T18:27:47Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> Don’t worry I stole all the carob because I’m a Pirate of the Carob Bean.

_points at **furryman** _

_holds up electric trimmer_

_makes threatening gesture_ 😛

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/25 "2011-06-04T19:06:44Z")

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We’ll be able to do more than one search in less than 2 minutes on this MB.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/26 "2011-06-04T19:55:01Z")

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> [@furryman](#):
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> Don’t worry I stole all the carob because I’m a Pirate of the Carob Bean.

\<SLAPS **furryman** With A Wet Trout\>

> [@furryman](#):
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> \*\*In the year 2525 \*\*  
> The entire internet consists of cute kitten videos and porn.

So, you’re saying _nothing_ has changed?

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/27 "2011-06-05T15:41:54Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> We’ll be able to do more than one search in less than 2 minutes on this MB.

You’re thinking about the past man. Look forward!

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/28 "2011-06-05T16:37:26Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> **Argent Towers.** 😃

My first thought was that the thread title was a bat-signal calling **Argent Towers**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/29 "2011-06-05T17:50:07Z")

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Splain please?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/30 "2011-06-05T17:53:52Z")

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> [@singular1](#):
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> Splain please?

**Argent Towers** is the world’s biggest fan of Zager and Evans, the duo who recorded _[In The Year 2525.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic)_

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/31 "2011-06-05T18:14:05Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> The Cubs will have just won the World Series.

Also on a sports note, the Leafs will have missed the playoffs again.

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**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/32 "2011-06-05T18:22:55Z")

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Ah, I see. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/33 "2011-06-06T18:09:14Z")

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> [@samjones](#):
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> if man is still alive and woman can survive what will they find?

People comparing the wisdom of current U.S. President to former President Sarah Palin.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-the-year-2525/584153/34 "2011-06-06T21:25:06Z")

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Bumper-to-bumper traffic.

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