# In this corner.....GoogleFight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130 "2002-10-07T01:46:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/21 "2002-10-07T03:31:27Z")
wabbit season: 2,550 duck season: 337,000 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/22 "2002-10-07T03:32:33Z")
**apotheosis** , I’ll admit I laughed, but I’m not going to tell the police anything when you turn up dead in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/23 "2002-10-07T03:32:52Z")
babylon 5: 670,000 star trek: 1,610,000 dammit. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/24 "2002-10-07T03:33:58Z")
happily ever after: 635,000 divorce: 3,010,000 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/25 "2002-10-07T03:38:05Z")
Ginger- 1,670,000 Mary Anne- 2,110,000 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/26 "2002-10-07T03:47:47Z")
Heaven vs. Hell Ooh, Hell takes it 7.9 million to 7.1 million Right hand vs. left hand Right hand wins 5.4 to 4.8 Everyone vs. Everyone else Everyone creams everyone else 20.5 million to 3.1 million USS Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer Star Destoryer by a mere 22,000 And finally Money vs. Love Whew, love 54.9 million to 50.1 million. ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/27 "2002-10-07T03:53:31Z")
windows: 51,500,000 linux: 48,300,000 mac: 18,300,000 ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/28 "2002-10-07T03:59:03Z")
Deckard: 70,500 Zhora: 11,800 Batty: 183,000 Leon: 3,230,000 Pris: 3,620,000 Musta been the eye makeup. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/29 "2002-10-07T04:05:29Z")
Time really is worth more than money: 207M to 50.1M New vs. Old insane megalomaniac dictators: Saddam Hussein with 384,000 to Adolf Hitler with 240,000 Battle of the search engines: Google handily beats Altavista 13.6M to 4.71M Close one between the two actresses I would most likely stalk (if I were the stalking type): Uma Thurman beats Winona Ryder by a thumb, 137,000 to 127,000 And finally, Cecil Adams crushes Ed Zotti, 138,000 to 5,090 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/30 "2002-10-07T04:29:53Z")
USA vs. USSR Whoo-hoo, we win 50 to 1 Man, Bugs Bunny got stomped by Mickey Mouse. Obviously he didn’t bring his ‘A’ Game. And I can’t even begin to describe what sex did to virgin. Oh my! ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/31 "2002-10-07T05:19:54Z")
Pen: 5,840,000 Sword: 3,560,000 Clichéed, but true… ---
**Author:** ![Gopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gopher)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/32 "2002-10-07T05:31:52Z")
Pepsi: 767,000 Coca Cola: 842,000 Looks like the Pepsi Challenge was wrong. ---
**Author:** ![King\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@King\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/King_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/33 "2002-10-07T05:42:05Z")
Mets: 1,050,000 Yankees: 1,120,000 Mr. Spock: 45,700 Captain Kirk: 57,100 ---
**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/34 "2002-10-07T05:42:05Z")
Us vs. Them: 282 000 000 to 113 000 000 - Us wins [grammar loses!] Googlefight vs. Googlewhack: 105 to 5080 - Googlewhack takes it! Hardware vs. Software: 24 700 000 to 86 100 000 - Take that hardware! Science vs. Religion: 46 600 000 to 13 800 000 - There is a god! Wait a minute. . . . ---
**Author:** ![EmbarrassingDad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/embarrassingdad/32/5441_2.png) [@EmbarrassingDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmbarrassingDad)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/35 "2002-10-07T06:27:20Z")
Men: 49,100,000 Women: 49,300,000 (doh!) Vasectomy: 107,000 Tubal Ligation: 29,600 (doh!) condoms: 693,000 the pill: 1,540,000 (woo hoo!) ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/36 "2002-10-07T06:36:42Z")
Internet use. cancer research: 1,890,000 conflict resolution: 1,480,000 increasing self awareness: 746,000 humanitarian purposes: 193,000 pictures of cute little puppies: 13,900 pictures of cute little kittens: 11,900 porn: 13,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/37 "2002-10-07T06:37:40Z")
Work - 110 million Play - 38.3 million Bummer. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/38 "2002-10-07T06:41:37Z")
Keyword #1: 3,810,000 Keyword #2: 3,500,000 ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/39 "2002-10-07T06:51:03Z")
York: 42,300,000 Lancaster: 2,490,000 Cavalier: 694,000 Roundhead: 10,900 Union: 22,400,000 Confederacy: 234,000 Beatles: 2,200,000 Rolling Stones: 792,000 Star Wars: 2,500,000 Star Trek: 1,650,000 That one’s a shocker, innit? BTW, this game is disturbingly addictive… ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/40 "2002-10-07T07:12:12Z")
Sesquipedalian: 3,230 The: 2,900,000,000 Neanderthal: 101,000 Modern Man: 2,910,000 Murder: 4,400,000 Shoplifting: 1,100,000 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130.md?page=3)