# In this corner.....GoogleFight! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 7, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130 "2002-10-07T01:46:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/41 "2002-10-07T07:13:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by apotheosis \* > \*\*wabbit season: 2,550 > duck season: 337,000 \*\* Still laughing about that one. British comedy: Douglas Adams: 765,000 Monty Python: 350,000 light: 36,800,000 dark: 16,900,000 darkness: 4,200,000 cheese: 4,160,000 crackers: 739,000 Abbott: 1,170,000 Costello: 634,000 Mercutio: 25,400 Capulet: 22,700 Obscene, and surprisingly close. Done without apostrophes. b_tch: 2,970,000 c_nt: 2,430,000 ---
**Author:** ![apotheosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@apotheosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apotheosis)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/42 "2002-10-07T07:18:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wikkit \* > **Still laughing about that one.** I live to serve. 🙂 > [@](#): > > **Mercutio: 25,400 > Capulet: 22,700** Capulet: 22,700 Montague: 482,000 All are punishéd. ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/43 "2002-10-07T07:20:19Z")
USA: 50,200,000 Canada: 40,300,000 Australia: 26,000,000 New Zealand: 4,430,000 Australia: 26,000,000 England: 19,600,000 Sydney: 7,050,000 Melbourne: 4,200,000 Ian Thorpe: 78,000 Grant Hackett: 53,300 ---
**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/44 "2002-10-07T07:35:34Z")
Cat: 18,600,00 Dog: 14,600,000 ---
**Author:** ![colour\_wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@colour\_wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colour_wolf)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/45 "2002-10-07T07:40:37Z")
Sex: 62 200 000 Abstinence: 350 000 Good to hear. go: 123 000 000 stay: 19 300 000 I’ll e-mail Joe Strummer this one. me: 161 000 000 you: 514 000 000 ouch. colour wolf: 111 000 the world: 124 000 000 Guess I know my place. This is depressingly fun. ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/46 "2002-10-07T08:02:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by apotheosis \* > **Capulet: 22,700 > Montague: 482,000** D’oh. How did I manage to pull Mercutio out of it rather than Montague? Macbeth: 451 000 Hamlet: 913 000 Shakespeare: 2 800 000 Bacon: 1 750 000 Lewis: 7 110 000 Clark: 7 160 000 It’s nice to know Clark finally won. lois: 2 470 000 clark: 7 160 000 clark kent: 512 000 superman: 1 020 000 ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/47 "2002-10-07T08:02:59Z")
Old SDMB matches are settled at last! : gry word: 29 000 VS missing dollar: 565 000 grizzly +bear: 198 000 versus monkeys +swords 11 500 god +burrito 20 400 versus god +wall 1 510 000 Err, that was not much of a fight. Lets try again: god +build +wall 445 000 versus god +destroy +wall 306 000 Yes, he/she/it can not destroy it! 😃 sponge bob: 61 100 versus catdog: 14 200 hamster: 549 000 versus hampster: 23 600 ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/48 "2002-10-07T08:18:02Z")
Diablo Canyon 2 (34,000), why can’t you be more like Diablo Canyon 1 (47,700)? ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/49 "2002-10-07T08:19:32Z")
Beatles 2,200,000 Elvis 3,200,000 Punk 3,390,000 Disco 4,140,000 New York Times 4,080,000 USA Today 3,580,000 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/50 "2002-10-07T10:13:32Z")
Real Orgasm (238,000) vs. Fake Orgasm (69,300) Duh! Orgasm (1.7 million) vs. Organism (1.0 million) hmmm [Uh-Oh](http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=%22This+is+the+end%22&q2=%22This+is+only+the+beginning%22&B1=I%27m+Feeling+Groggy%21%21+Go%21&compare=1&langue=us) ---
**Author:** ![Another\_Primate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Another\_Primate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Another_Primate)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/51 "2002-10-07T11:13:24Z")
Gandalf 447,000 Balrog 73,400 Frodo 384,000 Gollum 94,800 Sting 1,310,000 Shelob 30,200 Aragorn 244,000 Cave Troll 33,300 Boromir 96,800 My Precious 1,500,000 Wormtongue 24,100 Palantir 22,700 ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/52 "2002-10-07T11:58:01Z")
Krizmo Bizmark of Nazareth: 0 results Great Whore Jezebel: 2,970 results The winner is: Great Whore Jezebel! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/53 "2002-10-07T12:04:59Z")
Chalk: 787 000 results versus Cheese: 4 160 000 results I _knew_ it! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/54 "2002-10-07T12:06:21Z")
Wave: 8 080 000 results versus Particle: 2 350 000 results The winner is: wave ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/55 "2002-10-07T13:36:23Z")
Marriage vs Sex … Sex wins! Oral vs Anal …Oral wins! Tits vs Ass … Ass wins! Beer vs Soda … Beer wins! Book vs TV … Book wins! Bible vs Harry Potter … Bible wins! Lord of the Rings vs Harry Potter … Harry Potter wins! Jesus Christ vs Beatles … Beatles win! innie vs outie … innie wins! Men vs Women …Women wins! Chocolate vs Vanilla …Chocolate wins! Chtulhu vs Chupacabra …Cthulhu wins! ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/56 "2002-10-07T13:54:05Z")
Manly men have been arguing this one for a while…and the answer IS: Tastes great=708,000 Less Filling=1,320,000 ---
**Author:** ![curwin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@curwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curwin)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/57 "2002-10-07T19:36:34Z")
arafat 1 170 000 results versus sharon 4 120 000 results israel 13 000 000 results versus palestine 1 580 000 results hamas 382 000 results versus idf 572 000 results ---
**Author:** ![Stccrd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Stccrd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stccrd)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/58 "2002-10-07T20:41:47Z")
Bush= 9,450,000 Hussein= 863,000 Blair= 3,070,000 Hussein= 863,000 France=30,800,000 Yemen=1,740,000 Google=13,600,000 Yahoo=79,300,000 Compaq= 5,690,000 Hewlett Packard= 1,930,000 Asus= 1.700,000 Abit= 871,000 Athlon XP= 707,000 Pentium 4= 2,440,000 ---
**Author:** ![Alto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Alto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/59 "2002-10-07T21:01:32Z")
irresistible force=137,000 results immovable object=44,300 results So now we know. (by the way, irresistable force=11,300 results) chicken=5,490,000 results egg=3,870,000 results ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130/60 "2002-10-07T22:04:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Osiris \* > > hmmm > > [Uh-Oh](http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=%22This+is+the+end%22&q2=%22This+is+only+the+beginning%22&B1=I%27m+Feeling+Groggy%21%21+Go%21&compare=1&langue=us) \*\* uh - 4 210 000 results versus oh - 27 700 000 results me - 159 000 000 results versus you - 515 000 000 results You win! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-this-corner-googlefight/131130.md?page=4)