# In What Have You Achieved Perfection?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-what-have-you-achieved-perfection/359303>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 3, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-what-have-you-achieved-perfection/359303 "2006-06-03T18:48:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-what-have-you-achieved-perfection/359303/41 "2006-06-15T17:53:37Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> I make the world’s tastiest vegetarian sausage gravy and biscuits. And I’m a **Yankee**. 😃

That goes without saying. _Vegetarian_ sausage and gravy? That’s a sin against all that is Holy. :eek:  
I don’t see it myself, but I have been reliably informed that I can be A Perfect Ass sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-what-have-you-achieved-perfection/359303/42 "2006-06-15T17:57:06Z")

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> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> I have it on good authority that my rack is perfection.

The only real authority on rack perfection are your pals here on the Dope.

We’ll need a link to a picture, then you can claim perfection.

No, really, we give a certificate and everything. 😉

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