# ...in which Astroboy pees on his foot... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532 "2001-04-19T12:34:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/1 "2001-04-19T12:34:42Z")
AAARRGH! As if I don’t got troubles enough! So, I got up a minute ago to visit the bathroom, where I intended to deposit some urine in the correct receptacle. Arriving at my destination, I proceeded to unzip, and haul out the, um, delivery device… (yes, of course it hit the floor… and the water was cold… and I had to wrap it two or three times around my neck to take up the slack so that it was the correct height above the water…etc.)… At first, all went well! I was quite happy with how this little chore was proceeding… I was whistling, and happily trying to cover the surface of the water with bubbles, when suddenly, chaos struck! The stream of urine, without warning and in violation of every law of physics that I know, split in two! One part of the stream continued merrily into the water where I was aiming it, and the other part veered sharply to the right, bathing my right foot in slightly used beer! WTF?? :mad: What is UP with you, penis?? In short, why did you do that to me? I love you, man, but sometimes… Those of you who have the alternate version of genitalia will not understand, perhaps, but my brothers will! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/2 "2001-04-19T12:45:02Z")
A post on Astroboy doing the dishes A post on Astroboy peeing Let us all hope Astrogirl (formerly Astrofiancee) returns _very_ soon. Or God knows what we’re in for. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/3 "2001-04-19T12:48:49Z")
Oh, I know all about misdirected streams of urine. But with me, it only occurs when I _commence_ my urinating session (and very rarely, by the way - don’t think you’d have to wade through two feet of piss in my bathroom). Yours split up mid-stream? That’s just bizarre. Go see a doctor. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/4 "2001-04-19T12:51:06Z")
Damn guy …I feel for you. There is only one cause for this. The infamous Cadiru fish has been munching away at your internals and now the tubes are beginning to disintegrate. The second stream is undoubtedly coming from a perferated pipe. Of course since you dont want kids you can always say: “It doesn’t make a Vas Deferns to me” (How dearly I wish I could claim that joke as my own…credit where its due …take your bow Coldy) ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/5 "2001-04-19T12:53:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Yours split up mid-stream? That’s just bizarre. Go see a doctor. 😉 \*\* Yeah… really. That’s just odd. This happens to me all the time right when I start, but never mid-motion. Oh well, we’ll just say it’s good for you… put hair on your chest… or foot… or whatever. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/6 "2001-04-19T12:56:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Damhna \* > \*\* > (How dearly I wish I could claim that joke as my own…credit where its due …take your bow Coldy) \*\* Dat wasn’t **Coldy** , dat was **OMAR** who made the infamous vas deferens joke. And there, there **Astro** , I can understand sort of how you feel. Us girls have aiming problems, too! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/7 "2001-04-19T12:58:19Z")
> [@](#): > > A post on Astroboy doing the dishes > > A post on Astroboy peeing > Let us all hope Astrogirl (formerly Astrofiancee) returns very soon. Or God knows what we’re in for. Yes, **CalMeacham** , I am bored tonight! And lonely! And horny! In short, I want my **Astrogirl** back!! ☹ > [@](#): > > “It doesn’t make a Vas Deferns to me” That’s a good one! I gotta find a way to work that into my daily discourse with my fellow teachers! (thinking furiously…) And, one more: > [@](#): > > Oh well, we’ll just say it’s good for you… put hair on your chest… or foot… or whatever. I got plenty o’ hair! Don’t need no more!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/8 "2001-04-19T13:12:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Dat wasn’t **Coldy** , dat was **OMAR** who made the infamous vas deferens joke. > \*\* Uh Huh. I knew that , but Omar never sent me the transcript from his TV show so I’m giving credit to Coldy anyway. 😛 It’s not like I could possibly get mixed up with which member of your legion of witty admiriers cracked which joke now is it ? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/9 "2001-04-19T13:12:55Z")
[sub]teehee[/sub] [sub]HAHAHA[/sub] \*\*Hehehe \*HA-HA-HA-HA-HA— BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA\*\*\* [clutching his midsection, it hurts so bad] ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/10 "2001-04-19T13:21:01Z")
> [@](#): > > teehee > > HAHAHA > > Hehehe > > HA-HA-HA-HA-HA— > > BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA > > [clutching his midsection, it hurts so bad] **iampunha**! You mock me and my troubles?? I shall, uh…, uh… ah ha!! I shall pee on YOUR foot next! (providing that I can control where the stream is going, that is!) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/11 "2001-04-19T13:45:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > **iampunha**! You mock me and my troubles?? I shall, uh…, uh… ah ha!! I shall pee on YOUR foot next! (providing that I can control where the stream is going, that is!) \*\* Have fun controlling that stream for a few thousand miles, Astroboy. You couldn’t hit an elephant from this dist— ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/12 "2001-04-19T13:53:54Z")
Well that definetly qualifies as MPSIMS. Pezpunk wonders if Astroboy talks about Astroboy in third person IRL? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/13 "2001-04-19T13:57:08Z")
I’m in the [“first thing in the morning”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1179410#post1179410) camp, soggy, damp and dank, though it may be. Just make sure to mop the floor when you’re done, man. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/14 "2001-04-19T14:22:54Z")
\ ``` Heap big paleface piss with forked.... ??? ``` \ ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-astroboy-pees-on-his-foot/62532/15 "2001-04-19T14:45:17Z")
Am I the only one who read the title of this thread and saw Astroboy writing an epic tale of his adventures a la Monkey?