# In Which Cartooniverse Burns Out Two Blenders. In One Week.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 21, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cartooniverse-burns-out-two-blenders-in-one-week/715613 "2015-03-21T16:37:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cartooniverse-burns-out-two-blenders-in-one-week/715613/21 "2015-03-24T10:29:06Z")

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Yanno, **'Toons** , you wouldn’t have these issues if you’d use your blender like normal people do: for making frozen daquiris and margaritas!

😃

I don’t know what blenders I’ve owned - I think one was an Oster, but I wouldn’t swear to it. The biggest problem I had was the doggone glass vessel chipping. Not that I use them all that often. In fact, I can’t recall the last time mine came out of the cabinet. So I’m no help. Guess you didn’t need to read this at all.

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cartooniverse-burns-out-two-blenders-in-one-week/715613/22 "2015-03-24T12:11:30Z")

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I’m picturing [this](http://www.willitblend.com/).

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cartooniverse-burns-out-two-blenders-in-one-week/715613/23 "2015-03-24T14:45:43Z")

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> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#):
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> When I was in the blended coffee business, we had Vitamix blenders on the back counter. All-day long workhorses, those were. I’ve recommended them to a couple friends since and they’ve been very happy with them.

That’s what I came in to say. Get a Vitamix and be done with it. They’re pricey, but you’ll never buy another blender. Also, it is so powerful you can make hot soup in it in just 2 minutes.

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**Author:** ![mozchron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mozchron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mozchron)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cartooniverse-burns-out-two-blenders-in-one-week/715613/24 "2015-03-24T14:52:48Z")

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> [@No\_umlaut\_for\_U](#):
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> Laboratories buy Waring blenders for food sample prep. I never saw one burn out. Ever.

When I started my lab 11 years ago, I bought [this Waring blender](http://www.amazon.com/Waring-Pro-Professional-Blender-Chili/dp/B00004S8FE) to make food for insect rearing. Its not fancy - has only 3 settings (OFF, LOW AND HIGH) but it’s a beast. Thing has been blending without incident all this time.

Warings are used for tissue homogenization in many labs (blending a mouse anyone?). Good machines.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cartooniverse-burns-out-two-blenders-in-one-week/715613/25 "2015-03-24T19:00:35Z")

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> [@Cartooniverse](#):
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> **MacTech** , [This BlendTec’s tempting !!!](http://www.amazon.com/Blendtec-Stealth-Blender-Comes-WildSide/dp/B00D40YACW/ref=sr_1_14?ie=UTF8&qid=1426960338&sr=8-14&keywords=blendtec+blenders).

Now that presents a real conundrum - I would need a copious number of margaritas before shelling out $1,200 on a blender, but can’'t make the margaritas without one…

Or you could use my secret recipe - shoved pre-crushed ice into the tequila bottle, pass a lime over the top of said bottle, and drink.

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