# In which Cisco creates a whole new breed of fundie

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 16, 2002, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046 "2002-12-16T07:49:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/21 "2002-12-16T11:51:34Z")

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Cisco wrote:

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> That’s about all of your questions I can answer right now Lib but it seems to me that you’re trying to make an arguement for the positive message of the bible (correct me if I’m wrong.)

Consider yourself corrected. The argument that I am making is that you despise something you know almost nothing about. That is, frankly, spooky.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/22 "2002-12-16T12:00:06Z")

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[slight hijack]

Holy shit. I’ve seen two posts in a single thread from **Libertarian** that actually _made some fucking sense_.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/23 "2002-12-16T12:02:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> \*\*I did read what Mysphyt said I responded to those points which I thought needed to be responded to. How long do you expect us to keep volleying:  
> You guys: Respect our beliefs.  
> Me: I don’t think I should have to respect your beliefs.  
> You guys: But they’re our _beliefs_, and you have to respect _beliefs_!  
> Me: Does not compute.  
> You guys: R-E-S-P-E-C-T, That is what I want for me!  
> ? \*\*

You sound very intolerant. What’s the problem with respecting someone’s beliefs? I don’t see any harm in it. Sure if they start to witness to you, go ahead attack away. Religion is not like a belief in Big Foot (although I’m sure you would argue it is), it can be a way of life. When you don’t respect someone’s beliefs, put yourself in their shoes. How would it feel to be laughed at, because of something you hold, not only very dear, but something that you see as the unalterable truth?

Also, your “dragon” analogy doesn’t hold much water. For a vast majority of the world religion is seen as, not only the truth, but a way of life. Does this make it true for everyone? No, but it should garner some respect.

You find it extremely absurd for people to believe in being punished for sins. Good for you, although unless you are specifically talking about your SO and the limited amount of friends you have, I don’t know anyone who’s basis for not committing crimes is because they will go to hell. That doesn’t make any sense, because Jesus forgives, even for that. Hypothetically, you could be a mass murderer and on your death bed you could repent, if you really mean it (I suppose, I’m not one to judge here), then you go to heaven.

Personally, I say hey, believe what you want. I could care less. But you were asking about your SO. In which case, I think, and I still think, that your relationship is headed towards disaster. It seems to me that you don’t even care enough about her to let her believe what she wants. I mean, really, the simpson’s are on, gotta go. Let me ask you this, when she starts religious discussion with you, is it her coming up to you honestly wanting to engage in a discussion, or is it you making a snide remark as she tells you she’s going to church?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/24 "2002-12-16T12:06:47Z")

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Lib, I’ve spent a year studying the bible, several years on the internet reading about it, and my whole damn life hearing about it but it’s a big book! You can’t expect me to know everything about it when I haven’t read it in 6 years.

Hell, Shogun is one of my favorite books and I can’t tell you everything about it. However, I can tell you that I liked it when I read it, and I can likewise tell you that I was unimpressed with, uninspired by, and skeptical of the bible when I read it.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/25 "2002-12-16T12:10:00Z")

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Ok there must be a god because there’s no other way anyone could **possibly** have mentioned the goddamned simpsons again.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/26 "2002-12-16T12:10:07Z")

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Me, too. Still am. It’s just a book.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/27 "2002-12-16T12:11:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Desmostylus \*  
> \*\*[slight hijack]
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> Holy shit. I’ve seen two posts in a single thread from **Libertarian** that actually _made some fucking sense_.
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> [/slight hijack] \*\*

Hell freezes over. Film at eleven. 😃

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/28 "2002-12-16T12:12:32Z")

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Peace brother.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/29 "2002-12-16T12:13:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Libertarian \*  
> \*\*Me, too. Still am. It’s just a book. \*\*

In response to what?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/30 "2002-12-16T12:16:41Z")

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To this:

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> However, I can tell you that I liked it when I read it, and I can likewise tell you that I was unimpressed with, uninspired by, and skeptical of the bible when I read it.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/31 "2002-12-16T12:19:01Z")

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So you’re telling me that you are unimpressed with, uninspired by, and skeptical of the bible? I don’t get it, what’s the catch?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/32 "2002-12-16T12:20:12Z")

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No catch. What is it that you don’t get?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/33 "2002-12-16T12:22:24Z")

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What I don’t get is that I’ve always known you as a christian poster who believes in jesus but now all of a sudden you’re saying that the bible is lame and over in the other thread you’re saying that you don’t believe in the judeo christian god. I’m just a little confused. Did you have a moment of clarity or something? 😉

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/34 "2002-12-16T12:23:31Z")

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Sure. Please stand by…

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/35 "2002-12-16T12:27:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Libertarian \*  
> \*\*  
> The argument that I am making is that you despise something you know almost nothing about. That is, frankly, spooky. \*\*

Sorry, **Libertarian** , that’s a very weak argument. One doesn’t need to know much about Scientology or Erik von Daniken to know that they are crap. I don’t know that I’d go so far as to call Christians cultists, but the argument that one has to know a lot about something in order to disbelieve in it, frankly, won’t fly.

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/36 "2002-12-16T12:33:05Z")

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> Mysphyt said:  
> I think this is something like what John Stuart Mill said about speech: “I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”

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> Cisco said:  
> I thought Voltaire said that?

Nope, neither of them said it; [Beatrice Hall did](http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=713052).

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/37 "2002-12-16T12:33:07Z")

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I think that this would be a good time to mention that my girlfriend (and most christians I know) admittedly knows alot less about christianity than I do.  
I also wanted to mention that this is a seriously wussified pit thread. I haven’t heard one damn thing about festering ass pustules or rotting skunk feces. This same conversation could have easily continued in the original MPSIMS thread. Frankly, I’m dissapointed ;).

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/38 "2002-12-16T12:33:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by This Year’s Model \*  
> \*\*Sorry, **Libertarian** , that’s a very weak argument. One doesn’t need to know much about Scientology or Erik von Daniken to know that they are crap. I don’t know that I’d go so far as to call Christians cultists, but the argument that one has to know a lot about something in order to disbelieve in it, frankly, won’t fly. \*\*

I think you are wrong about [that](http://www.datanation.com/fallacies/begging.htm) .

You are begging the question. You are aslo creating a strawman.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/39 "2002-12-16T12:34:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> I respect my girlfriend because she is intelligent.

But she believes in something nonsensical and that you compare to dragons in garages! This does not sound like a guy who really “respects” a core belief of hers.

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> In her case, I guess I don’t think she’s stupid for believing.

Could have fooled me. Your own words damn you, again and again. Your lack of respect for her heartfelt belief is everywhere. Your own words.

Everything you’ve said so far on both threads directs me (and others here) to believe that you think _Christians_ in general are deluded and you cannot respect that. And your girlfriend is…a _Christian!_ Come on—you can’t have it both ways.

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> I think she’s fooling herself and she also lets her extremely self-imposing parents influence her a bit too much but she has admitted to me on many occasions that the only reason she believe is that she _wants_ to believe. I can disagree with that and think it’s silly but still respect her as a person, can’t I?

If you thought it was a minor issue, I don’t think you’d have started the thread. There are a lot of silly things I see in my friends (and myself) but religion is not an insigificant or minor thing. It is a core belief. It is probably a huge part of her. And you think she’s deluding herself. Poor silly deluded girlfriend, who believes in dragons in garages.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-cisco-creates-a-whole-new-breed-of-fundie/143046/40 "2002-12-16T12:35:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Cisco \*  
> \*\*I think that this would be a good time to mention that my girlfriend (and most christians I know) admittedly knows alot less about christianity than I do.  
> \*\*

[http://www.datanation.com/fallacies/aa.htm](http://www.datanation.com/fallacies/aa.htm)

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