# In Which Eve Decides To Shave Her Head and Just Buy a Goddam Wig

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-eve-decides-to-shave-her-head-and-just-buy-a-goddam-wig/122948>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 8, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-eve-decides-to-shave-her-head-and-just-buy-a-goddam-wig/122948 "2002-08-08T13:12:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-eve-decides-to-shave-her-head-and-just-buy-a-goddam-wig/122948/41 "2002-08-09T11:57:21Z")

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Hey! Who let Jim Morrison in this thread??! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Hodge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Hodge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodge)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-eve-decides-to-shave-her-head-and-just-buy-a-goddam-wig/122948/42 "2002-08-09T12:05:25Z")

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I honestly don’t remember much about my hair. And that’s a good thing. I’ve been shaving down to the wood ever since my cousin complimented me on that cute little bald patch I was cultivating around 7 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-eve-decides-to-shave-her-head-and-just-buy-a-goddam-wig/122948/43 "2002-08-09T14:44:28Z")

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It’s nice to see there are others with “limper-than-Nathan-Lane’s-wrist” hair, too.

My hair must read the SDMB when I’m asleep at night, because today it is behaving itself. Still, I say we all get together and go wig-shopping at the next opportunity!

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-eve-decides-to-shave-her-head-and-just-buy-a-goddam-wig/122948/44 "2002-08-09T16:30:16Z")

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This thread inspired me to get off my butt and go to the hairdresser. Last night, I whacked off my shoulder-length hair and got a cute Jamie Lee Curtis boy-cut. I was tired of dealing with my baby-fine, ultra-oily, floataway hair. The short 'do is very cool and easy – I think I used three drops of shampoo and two of conditioner this morning, and it took about one minute to style. Just in time for the dog days of summer!

::combing back my new d.a.::

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