# In which \*featherlou\* provides you with your very own French phrase... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005 "2001-10-17T16:25:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/41 "2001-10-18T04:43:22Z")
Alrighty then, here’s the next batch; **FireUnderpantsBoobs** : Mes pantalon sont pleins de blanc mange. My pants are full of pudding. **Sterra** : La tête quel fantastique que vous avez! What a tremendous head you have! **meenie7** (you have to ask for absurd? I thought that was a given :)) Qui est-ce qui fait les cheveux de votre chiots? Who does your puppy’s hair? **HerMajestyLorna** Est-ce que je peux recevoir qu’avec le chou? Can I get that with cabbage? **Monster104** : No. Whaddya think, the French are a happy bunch? **Zebra** : Non, vraiment, je suis Canadien. No, really, I am Canadian. 😃 **Mudshark** : J’ai besoin de votre est spanking. I need your spanking. **Erika** : Aide! Mon doigt est stuck! Help! My finger is stuck! **JavaMaven1** : Oooh, ce mayonnaise se sent si bon! Oooh, that mayonnaise feels so good! **Broken Doll** : Vous regardez mieux qu’un paquet d’escargots dans le beurre d’ail. You’re looking better than a bunch of snails in garlic butter. (What can I say? You get what you pay for. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/42 "2001-10-18T04:45:06Z")
I think I might change mine to Mudshark’s. His is a much better pick-up line! ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/43 "2001-10-18T04:47:50Z")
**featherlou** , perhaps I missed something here. Are you using an online translator? Most of those phrases are completely incorrect, grammatically speaking. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/44 "2001-10-18T04:56:18Z")
See? This is why I didn’t want actual French speakers in here; all grousing about wanting accuracy and stuff like that :). Yes, **Zaphod** , I am cheating. See my first post in this thread. BTW, I love addressing someone as “Zaphod”. And for **celestina** : Je suis la personne plus fraîche dans cette salle. I’m the coolest person in this room. ---
**Author:** ![Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/0ea827/32.png) [@Zaphod\_Beeblebrox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zaphod_Beeblebrox)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/45 "2001-10-18T04:58:24Z")
Oooops… duly noted. I’m an idiot. Carry on. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Dead_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/46 "2001-10-18T05:42:33Z")
Ooh! Phrase me, please, **featherlou**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/47 "2001-10-18T05:58:41Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/48 "2001-10-18T09:14:36Z")
'Stie d’Calisse! D’ou vient tous ces gens qui veulent parler en Français? Maudits têtes carrés… ---
**Author:** ![Rue\_DeDay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/41988e/32.png) [@Rue\_DeDay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rue_DeDay)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/49 "2001-10-18T11:38:04Z")
Can I have one? Please? And try to capture the Jenny Say-kwah (which would be a good screen name, by the way) which is me. Thanks, you’re a peach. Or some other equally attractive produce. You’re way better than kale, that’s what I’m saying. -Rue. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/50 "2001-10-18T11:40:39Z")
Do me please [sub]and not like that perverts![/sub]😃 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/51 "2001-10-18T11:46:15Z")
I’m not featherlou, just trying to help out with the workload… here’s what I suggest: Zaphod Bebblebrox: “Moi, je suis un hitchhiker de l’univers.” Good luck with pronunciation. Living Dead Girl: Every guy goes nuts for “Ma bouche a faim.” Rue DeDay: You give us nothing about you, but try: “Mon lit est solitaire…” ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@Living\_Dead\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Dead_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/52 "2001-10-18T12:48:34Z")
Oooh, thanks, **jackelope** - would you be able to provide a translation? I would like to know exactly _what_ the guys are going nuts for before I say it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/53 "2001-10-18T14:35:58Z")
And guess who our “petit” Canuck has grossly overlooked? ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/54 "2001-10-18T18:11:15Z")
* * * featherlou said: “And for celestina: Je suis la personne plus fraîche dans cette salle. I’m the coolest person in this room.” * * * [giggle] Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/55 "2001-10-18T20:17:10Z")
Merci beaucoup, **featherlou**! Ne pas demander pourquoi mes pantalons sont pleins de blanc mange. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/56 "2001-10-18T21:41:56Z")
Oops, sorry about that, **ChiefScott**. Here’s a special one just for you: “Sentir l’amour. Aller de l’avant, le sent.” “Feel the love. Go ahead, feel it.” Thanks, **jackelope**. ( **Boobs** , it’s always best if we don’t question these things.) ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/57 "2001-10-18T21:51:53Z")
**Living Dead Girl,** “Ma bouche a faim.” means “My Mouth Is Hungry”. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/58 "2001-10-18T22:00:49Z")
And I forgot to say above, Thank you featherlou (or should I say Merci Beaucoup?). ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/59 "2001-10-18T22:01:21Z")
I want one! Please? One that’ll make me irresistable to women everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005/60 "2001-10-18T22:28:18Z")
You guys don’t want much, eh? Phrases for Gods, phrases to make you irresistible to all women - no problem! For the **Amazing Tiki God** : “Je suis désolé, mon chat ne peut pas sortir jouer maintenant.” I’m sorry, my cat can’t come out to play right now. And for **Superdude** (you might ask ChiefScott if you can borrow his, but if not): “J’ai besoin de quelque sexe. Est-ce que vous avez quelques-uns à épargner?” I need some sex. Do you have some to spare? (That oughta make you irresistible. Trust me :D) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-featherlou-provides-you-with-your-very-own-french-phrase/88005.md?page=4)