# In Which I Create a Thread About Sequential Threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 12, 2007, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566 "2007-03-12T05:42:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/1 "2007-03-12T05:42:41Z")

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**What’s on your agenda today?  
Sunday Morning  
I got superglued back together  
Need to find a “saying” or similar for an illustration project… brainstorming help?**

\*\*Just a friendly reminder  
The Sundance Channel and Robert Redford care about the environment … \*\*

Thanks for the reminder.

\*\*That’s it Japan! You exceeded your cute quota yet again!  
Yep, she is driving me crazy \*\*

Yup, too much cuteness is very crazymaking.

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**Author:** ![enigm4tic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@enigm4tic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enigm4tic)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/2 "2007-03-12T06:04:07Z")

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\*\*Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein  
Game - Who’d win in a fight between … \*\*

\*\*Goofy Translations of Film Titles  
Brits put mustard on roast beef? \*\*

that’s a pretty goofy translation…

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/3 "2007-03-12T09:01:31Z")

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In which I sleep with my subordinate  
My Long Lost Sister  
Yep, she is driving me crazy

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/4 "2007-03-12T12:02:07Z")

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\*\*Things that the SDMB made blindingly obvious to you.

How to Ride A Bike?  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/5 "2007-03-12T16:59:12Z")

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\*\*Don’t hate me because I…  
Gah! I can’t stop biting my fingernails! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/6 "2007-03-12T18:22:21Z")

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It’s sequential threads! From MPSIMS!! Yeaaaargh!!!

\*\*A mouse - of a mouse - to a mouse - a mouse - O mouse!  
Help me propose to my girlfriend!  
Gah! I can’t stop biting my fingernails!  
Family Feud!  
That’s it Japan! You exceeded your cute quota yet again! \*\*

!!!

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**Author:** ![some\_white\_dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b487fb/32.png) [@some\_white\_dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/some_white_dude)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/7 "2007-03-12T18:39:16Z")

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**Witnessed two soldiers kissing (same gender)  
Advice sought for soldier deploying to Iraq**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/8 "2007-03-12T19:39:22Z")

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\*\*Rate my personal ad?  
When nature grosses you out \*\*

:eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/9 "2007-03-12T19:56:53Z")

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\*\*Behold, my triumphant return!  
Now I’ll have to commute by car  
It’s Monday - I must be in Maryland. \*\*

\*\*Must be Spring - Killed my first scorpion  
Is it OK that don’t want this? \*\*

I wouldn’t want scorpions either so it’s OK by me.

\*\*You Gotta Hear What I Got At My B-Day Party…  
Israel Recalls Ambassador Found Bound, Drunk and Nude \*\*

Let me guess. You got a bound, drunk and nude Israeli ambassador.  
Of course, the first word in my thread title was supposed to be “In”. It took me slightly longer that five minutes to notice it. Like the next morning. :rolleyes: Maybe a nice mod will fix it? Thanks!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/10 "2007-03-12T20:31:17Z")

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\*\*Mainstream movies and anuses

What If Porn Was Actually Being Written by Chicks?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/11 "2007-03-12T20:34:10Z")

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\*\* So, I bought a new saw…

Funny photo of my cat  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/12 "2007-03-12T20:44:23Z")

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\*\*‘It’s not a tumah’- no wait, it is  
So, I bought a new saw…  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/13 "2007-03-12T21:02:14Z")

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\*\* The American Idol Results Prediction Contest (Year 2)

Mainstream movies and anuses  
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/14 "2007-03-13T00:50:52Z")

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\*\*Is this a scam or a possible illegal activity?

My mother is so thoughtful.\*\*

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/15 "2007-03-13T01:55:43Z")

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\*\* If you’re a homeowner planning to move in a couple of years…

“May I kiss you?” \*\*

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/16 "2007-03-13T02:15:36Z")

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\*\*My milk doesn’t have an expiration date

8th grade teacher attempts to educate students about sex-parents go batshit \*\*

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/17 "2007-03-13T02:24:53Z")

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\*\*The Queen’s Handbag

[Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com) sells sex toys!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/18 "2007-03-13T03:51:09Z")

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\*\*The crazy cat lady takes another step toward madness

Israel Recalls Ambassador Found Bound, Drunk and Nude \*\*

So she’s not just collecting cats anymore.

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**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/19 "2007-03-13T04:44:59Z")

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\*\*Israel Recalls Ambassador Found Bound, Drunk and Nude

Kelly Osbourne finally hit by reality. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-create-a-thread-about-sequential-threads/395566/20 "2007-03-13T05:21:28Z")

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\*\*i’ve never taken a shit.

105 years old. One hell of a run grandma \*\*

:eek:

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