# In which I heap praise upon He, but don't actually witness

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**Created:** [April 27, 2016, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-heap-praise-upon-he-but-dont-actually-witness/753261 "2016-04-27T16:45:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-heap-praise-upon-he-but-dont-actually-witness/753261/21 "2016-04-28T12:07:07Z")

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And of course pirates and privateers pray to the God of Argon for success in their raids…

Arrrrrrrr…

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-heap-praise-upon-he-but-dont-actually-witness/753261/22 "2016-04-28T12:26:04Z")

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> [@TroutMan](#):
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> Praise be unto He,  
> Helium

> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> HE is dead! Long live Xe!

> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> “And the people bowed and prayed  
> To the neon god they made”

> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> And of course pirates and privateers pray to the God of Argon for success in their raids…
> 
> Arrrrrrrr…

The people who live [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radon,_Orne) and [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypton,_Kentucky) sneer at your petty gods.

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