# In which I learn the importance of patience but Need Answer Fast. TMI! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 5, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360 "2008-01-05T02:23:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/41 "2008-01-07T18:37:33Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] You’ve seen a woman with perfectly slicked down pubes except for a cowlick? Got pictures? [/QUOTE] :smack: Buckwheat…you mean what I know! Dangit, that was more than a few years before my time… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/42 "2008-01-07T19:41:01Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] :smack: Buckwheat…you mean what I know! Dangit, that was more than a few years before my time… [/QUOTE] Hey, I was interested. We’ve all seen a few Buckwheats in our day, but an Alfalfa, or even a Froggy or a Darla would be something to see. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/43 "2008-01-07T20:30:07Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Hey, I was interested. We’ve all seen a few Buckwheats in our day, but an Alfalfa, or even a Froggy or a Darla would be something to see. [/QUOTE] Well, I _was_ sent a very interesting Happy Chanuka greeting…let’s just say the Hasidic (sp?) hairstyle doesn’t work in some areas… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/44 "2008-01-08T03:25:18Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] :smack: Buckwheat…you mean what I know! Dangit, that was more than a few years before my time… [/QUOTE] Heh, I originally read it as alpaca… ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/45 "2008-01-08T09:16:53Z")
Well, the deed has been done (several times) and it was glorious. She lost track after her 14th orgasm between last night and this afternoon, though. C’est la vie. On the bright side ;), still no itchiness. OK, maybe a little. But it’s worth it. > [@Santo Rugger](#): > > He didn’t go back to bed? Eventually. By then, though, we had seen the writing on the wall–and we’d already stolen one of Hot Friend’s condoms and were feeling a little bad about it. > [@Litoris](#): > > If you do decide to go bald and stay that way – the trick is to use a good quality elextric razor for the day-to-day trimming. Mine is a Braun, they minimise the possibility of nicking the delicate bits. That’s what I use, actually. > [@Litoris](#): > > Also, that baby oil that comes in a more solid form? It’s like gel? Yeh, it keeps everything nice & smooth. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Can someone provide a link, picture, name, or other information I can use to find this stuff? And what do I do with it, exactly? Lather my cock with it after shaving? > [@Tully Mars](#): > > You nearly learned the impotence of impatience. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/46 "2008-01-08T12:55:04Z")
[This stuff](http://www.thisnext.com/item/5E343D66/Johnson-Johnson-Baby-Oil-Gel) is what I was talking about. It is baby oil, but it comes in a gel form. It absorbs into the skin a little better than regular baby oil, so you’re not all oily and whatnot, but it does keep the new regrowth hair softer as well as the skin. The biggest problem IMO in shaving _anywhere_ is having dry skin – that’s what itches the most and causes the most bumps. Keep the skin hydrated & moisturised and you will minimise problems. Oh, and congrats on the fun times 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/47 "2008-01-08T19:46:30Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] [This stuff](http://www.thisnext.com/item/5E343D66/Johnson-Johnson-Baby-Oil-Gel) is what I was talking about. It is baby oil, but it comes in a gel form. It absorbs into the skin a little better than regular baby oil, so you’re not all oily and whatnot, but it does keep the new regrowth hair softer as well as the skin. The biggest problem IMO in shaving _anywhere_ is having dry skin – that’s what itches the most and causes the most bumps. Keep the skin hydrated & moisturised and you will minimise problems. [/quote] Thanks for the tips! ETA: Looks like it won’t be too much of a problem keeping the skin, er, moist. So to…ah, nevermind. > [@Litoris](#): > > Oh, and congrats on the fun times 😉 Thanks! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_From\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3da27b/32.png) [@Girl\_From\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_From_Mars)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/48 "2008-01-08T20:14:44Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] [This stuff](http://www.thisnext.com/item/5E343D66/Johnson-Johnson-Baby-Oil-Gel) is what I was talking about. It is baby oil, but it comes in a gel form. It absorbs into the skin a little better than regular baby oil, so you’re not all oily and whatnot, but it does keep the new regrowth hair softer as well as the skin. The biggest problem IMO in shaving _anywhere_ is having dry skin – that’s what itches the most and causes the most bumps. Keep the skin hydrated & moisturised and you will minimise problems. Oh, and congrats on the fun times 😉 [/QUOTE] But be careful when using this - baby oil (vaseline and others) can cause latex condoms to break down if they come into contact, which can bring a quick end to the fun times… ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/49 "2008-01-08T20:29:08Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Well, the deed has been done (several times) and it was glorious. She lost track after her 14th orgasm between last night and this afternoon, though. C’est la vie. [/QUOTE] Either your tongue must be really sore, or your girlfriend can orgasm vaginally. Either way, I’m impressed, and angry because I cant see my GF until next Saturday :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/50 "2008-01-09T00:30:49Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Either your tongue must be really sore, or your girlfriend can orgasm vaginally. Either way, I’m impressed, and angry because I cant see my GF until next Saturday I don’t much care for oral, giving or receiving. (OK, I like getting oral sometimes.) IIRC, about 5 of those were from my fingers (the first one with all her clothes still on 🆒 ), and the rest were from sex. She averaged 2-4 orgasms each time we did it. It’s hard to count them, 'cause with her they sort of blend into each other. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/51 "2008-01-09T03:36:01Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] A razor? You used a razor? Pussy. Real men use Zippo lighters and a light touch. [/QUOTE] I don’t recommend that. [QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] Try to keep in mind that natural selection is a double-edged sword. [/QUOTE] I don’t recommend that either. [QUOTE=Cluricaun] Hey, I was interested. We’ve all seen a few Buckwheats in our day, but an Alfalfa, or even a Froggy or a Darla would be something to see. [/QUOTE] **Cluricaun** , Aren’t you being a bit hard on the Weezer…? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-learn-the-importance-of-patience-but-need-answer-fast-tmi/432360/52 "2008-01-09T16:24:53Z")
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