# In Which I Rant Incoherently Against Jane Seymour's Good Intentions **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 15, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278 "2008-12-15T19:55:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/81 "2008-12-16T18:29:01Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > . . . > > Was it SNL that had the “Diamonds–she’ll pretty much HAVE to!” sketch? Then there’s the Ron White line: “Diamonds . . . that’ll shut her up.” And that is truly a tacky design. I assume that Jane had nothing to do with actually designing it. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/82 "2008-12-16T18:50:03Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > I call it the Two Butt Necklace, and it is quite the fugly work of art. What, not the Seymour Hineys? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/83 "2008-12-16T18:56:12Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > What, not the Seymour Hineys? Hiyo! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/84 "2008-12-16T19:15:16Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > Just looks like a stylized “Z” to me. Now I have this mental picture of Zorro leaving that as his mark. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/85 "2008-12-16T19:19:58Z")
> [@Kolga](#): > > [Requiem for a Dream](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180093/) Okay. But what happened in the movie that prompted **Cervaise’s** comment? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/86 "2008-12-16T19:23:06Z")
Oh let me tell a tale of erotica. Or pornography, depending upon your mood. In the movie, she is a junkie, and one way she gets money to score is to do some nasty sex shit set up by her dealer. There is one exciting … I mean disturbing … scene in which she is putting on a girl-girl show for a bunch of pervs. The show’s highlight involved two asses – Jennifer’s and the other actress’s – and a double-headed dildo. Schmackity-schmackity-schmack … if you get the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/87 "2008-12-16T19:26:43Z")
Okay, I got it now. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/88 "2008-12-16T19:27:52Z")
> [@steve mb](#): > > now i have this mental picture of zorro leaving that as his mark. Damn, that’d hack up some soldier’s clothes, wouldn’t it? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/89 "2008-12-16T19:40:57Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > Honestly, Jane, you have not desinged a piece of cultural iconography, youhave designed a fucking butt-swan to be sold at Kay’s jewelery store! Yes, but she’s cute, which forgives many sins. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/90 "2008-12-16T19:45:27Z")
My thought was tits on top and scrotum on the bottom, hmm this design means tranny? ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/91 "2008-12-16T20:42:27Z")
I see it as a female figure that’s twisted around 180 degrees. And for the NSFW crowd: [“Just call me Kitty Caaaaaat.”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjZRyp7jHgM) ---
**Author:** ![Ro\_Carter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@Ro\_Carter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ro_Carter)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/92 "2008-12-16T20:58:42Z")
> [@Spiny\_Norman](#): > > In all fairness, the open design makes it look like it’d make for a good bottle opener. I just know that if I ever got my hands on one of those, it’d be busted in about a week, tops. There is something about it that kick-starts a subliminal urge to hook it on things, or try to pry things with it. Also, incredibly ugly. What would make you sit back, look at that, and say “Yes! This is something I want closely associated with my name!” ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/93 "2008-12-16T21:05:22Z")
> [@Ro\_Carter](#): > > What would make you sit back, look at that, and say “Yes! This is something I want closely associated with my name!” Blackmail? A secret drug addiction? Blackmail over her secret drug addiction? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/94 "2008-12-16T21:25:08Z")
Looks like gang bling to me. Fugly. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/95 "2008-12-16T22:23:43Z")
> [@lee](#): > > My thought was tits on top and scrotum on the bottom, hmm this design means tranny? If so that’s one tricked-out tranny. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/96 "2008-12-16T23:16:58Z")
Hot tranny mess. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/97 "2008-12-17T01:08:05Z")
> [@Ro\_Carter](#): > > What would make you sit back, look at that, and say “Yes! This is something I want closely associated with my name!” I think it’s something that rhymes with “money”. ---
**Author:** ![cedman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cedman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cedman)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/98 "2008-12-17T16:44:34Z")
I agree with the posts about how ugly this design is; it’s gross and heavy-handed. I designed and had a jeweler make a necklace for my dear friend Samantha a few years ago; non symetrical closed loop heart, with a tiny diamond near the top with the chain running through the heart (not attached) so it would hang somewhat off center. I gave it to her with a card that said, “You’ll always have a special place in my heart.” I don’t have any pics of it for people to see but I feel certain that all of you would agree that it is an infinitely better design than Jane’s. Alas, I’m NOT a beautiful, rich, well known actress with great tits… just an aging fat guy who knows real taste and beauty when he sees it. CedricR. ---
**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/99 "2008-12-24T14:15:54Z")
My friend’s husband just got an Open Hearts necklace for my friend for Christmas. He could only shop online and the only place he could find one to buy, even of the cheaper styles, is on Ebay. Apparently it’s the gift of the year in some crowd. I can’t wait to see if she wears it. I think she will. He even thinks it looks like butts & boobs. ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/100 "2008-12-24T14:46:58Z")
Looking over this thread, I have to say that I’m deeply, _deeply_…relieved to have not been the only one to think of that “ass to ass” scene. Then again, I _have_ just found the perfect gift for my anal loving lesbian friend. Score! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278.md?page=6)