# In Which I Rant Incoherently Against Jane Seymour's Good Intentions

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 15, 2008, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278 "2008-12-15T19:55:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/101 "2008-12-24T15:19:12Z")

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> [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](#):
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> If so that’s one tricked-out tranny.

Tricked-Out Tranny! Dare I say Band Name! Or possibly the next Bravo TV reality show.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-i-rant-incoherently-against-jane-seymours-good-intentions/477278/102 "2008-12-24T16:08:50Z")

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> [@Yllaria](#):
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> Then there’s the Ron White line: “Diamonds . . . that’ll shut her up.”
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> And that is truly a tacky design. I assume that Jane had nothing to do with actually designing it.

Came for Ron White… Was disappointed I had to wait until page 2!

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> **Carl Corey** said:  
> Okay. But what happened in the movie that prompted Cervaise’s comment?

You’ve never seen the whole thing, have you?

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> **Jack Batty** said:  
> In the movie, she is a junkie, and one way she gets money to score is to do some nasty sex shit set up by her dealer. There is one exciting … I mean disturbing … scene in which she is putting on a girl-girl show for a bunch of pervs. The show’s highlight involved two asses – Jennifer’s and the other actress’s – and a double-headed dildo. Schmackity-schmackity-schmack … if you get the picture.

With what, a hundred guys standing around chanting loudly ‘Ass to Ass!’?

Also, universal symbol for hope and love?

Damn, aren’t we full of ourselves. Someone must be taking a lot of drugs while watching the Dr. Quinn DVDs.

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