# In which RTFirefly pits self for being unfair to Weirddave

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 9, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723 "2006-07-09T12:54:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/81 "2006-07-11T01:15:30Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> I guess I was whooshed then. :smack: I _so_ try and beleive that dudes here aren’t just lying fuckers. ☹ Thanks, I guess. Future note- unless my post if positively obvious to all and also stuff full of smileys, I am not “whooshing”.
> 
> Of course, sometimes the quick _reparte_ or _Bon mot_ resembles a “whoosh”, the differences being that they are much more obvious (and funny) 😛
> 
> **Dead Badger** although indeed I did say “whooshing” was **IMHO** a form of trollery, I didn’t say anything about banning. I still stand by my opinion,although I am given to understand I am in the minority, . However, if this is an example of masterful :rolleyes: “whooshes” my opinion is just re-inforced.
> 
> RTF, I think less of you now, not that you give a goodgodamn. ☹ Pissoff.

Whooo boy, thats some masterfull dickery right there…

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/82 "2006-07-11T01:16:39Z")

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Is **DrDeth** Canadia-an?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/83 "2006-07-11T01:59:45Z")

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> [@Dead Badger](#):
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> So, who _is_ going to be banned for this, hmm? Someone must be, right?

I see [**Roger Thornhill** got banned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7565177&postcount=1) Will he do?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/84 "2006-07-11T02:23:03Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> I guess I was whooshed then. :smack: I _so_ try and beleive that dudes here aren’t just lying fuckers. ☹

You do understand that there’s a difference between irony and lying, right?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/85 "2006-07-11T02:28:42Z")

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> [@rayh](#):
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> Is **RT** Canadia-an?

Nah, I’m Freedonian!

_Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the braaaaave aaaand freeeeeeee!_

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/86 "2006-07-11T02:32:59Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> I guess I was whooshed then. :smack: I _so_ try and beleive that dudes here aren’t just lying fuckers. ☹

_The undercover cop pulled up,  
said "everyone here is a liar,  
if you don’t surrender now,  
it’s gonna go down to the wire._  
–Dylan, “Tweeter and the Monkeyman”

**Biggirl** - the DVD release of this thread will have a full set of explanatory liner notes.

Of course, it’ll have some Easter eggs too, just to re-confuse things.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/87 "2006-07-11T02:38:27Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Nah, I’m Freedonian!
> 
> _Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the braaaaave aaaand freeeeeeee!_

ck yr br email plse.

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/88 "2006-07-11T03:20:57Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> You do understand that there’s a difference between irony and lying, right?

Yes, which is why I said _lying._

**rayh**

“Ooooh Caaaanadaaaa…” 😛

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/89 "2006-07-11T03:25:50Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Yes, which is why I said _lying._

Do you really think that **RTF** was actually trying to _deceive_ anyone with his OP? I think he just assumed that everyone would understand that he was being ironic. Obviously I can’t speak for him but I’d be surprised if it even crossed his mind that anyone might take him literally.

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/90 "2006-07-11T03:28:20Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> You do understand that there’s a difference between irony and lying, right?

I remember that sad, sad day in English class when they explained “A Modest Proposal” to me. I ran from the room in tears, shouting “Lies! Lies! All these dudes are lying fuckers!”

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/91 "2006-07-11T03:30:55Z")

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And in other news… General Francisco Franco is still not dead.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/92 "2006-07-11T03:49:31Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> Nah, I’m Freedonian!
> 
> _Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the braaaaave aaaand freeeeeeee!_

[volley of tomatoes]

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/93 "2006-07-11T05:21:07Z")

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> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
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> Do you really think that **RTF** was actually trying to _deceive_ anyone with his OP? I think he just assumed that everyone would understand that he was being ironic. Obviously I can’t speak for him but I’d be surprised if it even crossed his mind that anyone might take him literally.

I was whooshing you. My post was funny and ironic.

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**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/94 "2006-07-11T06:39:40Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
>
> I guess I was whooshed then. :smack: I _so_ try and beleive that dudes here aren’t just lying fuckers. ☹ Thanks, I guess. Future note- unless my post if positively obvious to all and also stuff full of smileys, I am not “whooshing”.
> 
> Of course, sometimes the quick _reparte_ or _Bon mot_ resembles a “whoosh”, the differences being that they are much more obvious (and funny) 😛
> 
> **Dead Badger** although indeed I did say “whooshing” was **IMHO** a form of trollery, I didn’t say anything about banning. I still stand by my opinion,although I am given to understand I am in the minority, . However, if this is an example of masterful :rolleyes: “whooshes” my opinion is just re-inforced.
> 
> RTF, I think less of you now, not that you give a goodgodamn. ☹ Pissoff.

Dude. OMGWTFBBQ.

It really couldn’t have been more obvious.

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/95 "2006-07-11T10:47:09Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> _The undercover cop pulled up,  
> said "everyone here is a liar,  
> if you don’t surrender now,  
> it’s gonna go down to the wire._  
> –Dylan, “Tweeter and the Monkeyman”
> 
> **Biggirl** - the DVD release of this thread will have a full set of explanatory liner notes.
> 
> Of course, it’ll have some Easter eggs too, just to re-confuse things.

Oooh. -2 thread points for quoting Dylan. There should really be a law.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/96 "2006-07-11T14:35:22Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> [volley of tomatoes]

Hey, do I look to you like Margaret Dumont?

Don’t answer that! 😃

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/97 "2006-07-11T14:37:57Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> Oooh. -2 thread points for quoting Dylan. There should really be a law.

I’m afraid that’ll have to wait. We’re still working on legislation penalizing riffs on “All Your Base” and “Badger Badger Badger.” 🆒

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/98 "2006-07-11T14:40:57Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
>
> Hey, do I look to you like Margaret Dumont?

I see you standing over a stove. I can’t see the stove.

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/99 "2006-07-11T15:02:22Z")

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> [@Jonathan Chance](#):
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> Nah, he’s worse than that. He’s from _Maryland_.

Shouldn’t that be _Marialand_?

Sorry, the Canada-Canadia thing is the only joke I’ve gotten in the whole thread, so I had to say _something_ …

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-which-rtfirefly-pits-self-for-being-unfair-to-weirddave/363723/100 "2006-07-11T15:52:39Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
>
> Yes, which is why I said _lying._

So that’d be “no,” then.

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