# In "Young Frankenstein", would you take Madeline Kahn or Teri Garr **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 12, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984 "2002-10-12T18:38:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/41 "2002-10-15T11:28:30Z")
Teri Garr every time. Madeline wasn’t bad, but Garr? Grrrrr! She’s some “real heat”. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/42 "2002-10-15T12:39:53Z")
Garr… just because she recognizes the need for a huge Shvonshtucker. Ahem… Blucher ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/43 "2002-10-15T13:01:56Z")
I’d toss my poo-poo undies in Ms. Kahn’s hamper any day of the week (or would have, since she has, unfortunately, died). ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/44 "2002-10-15T14:18:26Z")
Terri Garr. Oh dear Lord, she was soooooooo hot then, and for many years after. Heck, I’d still do her. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/45 "2002-10-15T14:26:35Z")
Terri always struck me as a bit dizzy and I’m afraid she might not actually be cognizant of the fact the two of us were copulating. Madeline on the other hand would, I’m sure, keep looking down to observe the penetration and then stare deep into my eyes and launch a loud Tim Allen style “Haaaaargh haaaargh haaaargh!” Madeline for 500 please Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/46 "2002-10-15T14:33:12Z")
Oh Gawd, you mean I gotta _choose_? Well, I guess I’ll have to take Terri Garr, Alex. In “Young Frankenstein”, any other movie, or even today. Rowrrrrr. . . But I sure as hell wouldn’t have kicked Madeline out of my bed for eatin’ crackers. . . ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/47 "2002-10-15T15:17:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \* > \*\*Neigh! \*\* Well, that’s certainly appropriate. Oh, and Teri, without a doubt. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2002, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-young-frankenstein-would-you-take-madeline-kahn-or-teri-garr/131984/48 "2002-10-15T20:15:48Z")
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