# In Your Face Radical Right Happy Dance Gloating Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 16, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414 "2013-10-16T17:41:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fotheringay-Phipps](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d9b06d/32.png) [@Fotheringay-Phipps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fotheringay-Phipps)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/21 "2013-10-16T19:10:03Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Well, I’m all in favor of happy dancing, but the deal as stated in the article does not inspire me with terpsichore.
> 
> 3 months to negotiate a long-term budget plan? They haven’t been able to do that in (how many?) years. To me this just looks like kicking the can a very short way down the road.
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> Next year is election year. I hope sensible moderates on both sides of the aisle are able to use this exercise in the futility of tantrum-throwing to increase their numbers.
> 
> And pie.  
> Roddy

As previous, the moderates are ones most likely to lose their seats. To moderate Democrats.

The good news for the Democrats about kicking the can a very short way down the road is that the TP might try it again in a few months. By then they’ll figure out what went wrong this time and be ready for another shot. And since the same thing is likely to happen again, it would be even more damaging, being that much closer to the mid-term elections.

> [@newcomer](#):
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> Did you really think that someone had the balls to pull the plug and make the default happen?
> 
> This was a bluff 5 years in the making.

I think some people did. But just not enough people to pull it off. The balance of power was with the bluffers.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/22 "2013-10-16T19:12:05Z")

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Not to rain on the party already in progress, but isn’t this a tad premature? This could still go massively off the rails. I won’t start the celebratory drinking until the ink is dry.

The “My country is run by morans” drinking will continue as usual.

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**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/23 "2013-10-16T19:13:06Z")

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Tea Party person checking in.

Yeah. I’ll take my medicine.

This whole thing was ill-considered and didn’t result in anything positive. It will hurt the GOP at a time when self inflicted wounds are the last thing the party needs.

So, enjoy your gloat party.

Since you’re all filthy hippy liberals so you’ll probably buy a bunch of beer and snacks on your EBT cards that I’m actually paying for. So really, you should thank me.

Or at least don’t bogart the bong.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/24 "2013-10-16T19:21:59Z")

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> [@Debaser](#):
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> Since you’re all filthy hippy liberals so you’ll probably buy a bunch of beer and snacks on your EBT cards that I’m actually paying for. So really, you should thank me.
> 
> Or at least don’t bogart the bong.

You can’t buy alcohol on an EBT card.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/25 "2013-10-16T19:22:46Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> You can’t buy alcohol on an EBT card.

… or bullets with food stamps.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/26 "2013-10-16T19:23:33Z")

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> [@Debaser](#):
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> Tea Party person checking in.
> 
> Yeah. I’ll take my medicine.
> 
> This whole thing was ill-considered and didn’t result in anything positive. It will hurt the GOP at a time when self inflicted wounds are the last thing the party needs.
> 
> So, enjoy your gloat party.
> 
> Since you’re all filthy hippy liberals so you’ll probably buy a bunch of beer and snacks on your EBT cards that I’m actually paying for. So really, you should thank me.
> 
> Or at least don’t bogart the bong.

Classy concession, **Debaser**. But, to pick a nit, while one can certainly bogart a bong, the classic phrase is “Don’t bogart that joint, my friend.”

But, as was said up-thread, this is not over until the rotund muliebrous one carols.

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/27 "2013-10-16T19:25:45Z")

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This is a lot like Tantric sex. You never actually come, but they keep getting you soooo close you actually start to think there might be a point to it. Yeah, right.

On the plus side, at least now I’m ready for the zombie apocalypse.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/28 "2013-10-16T19:43:03Z")

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[There,](http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/7848/large/cryingteabagbaby500.jpeg?1349711529) [there](http://www.bilgebucket.com/wp-content/uploads/GOPcrybabies.jpg) Tea Party, everything is gonna be okay…

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/29 "2013-10-16T19:49:39Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> [There,](http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/7848/large/cryingteabagbaby500.jpeg?1349711529) [there](http://www.bilgebucket.com/wp-content/uploads/GOPcrybabies.jpg) Tea Party, everything is gonna be okay…

Why I’ve never been so insulted. I’m a masochist, not a moron. A little credit please. :mad: 😉

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/30 "2013-10-16T19:50:59Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> I came in here for an argument!

I’m sorry, this is abuse.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/31 "2013-10-16T19:58:07Z")

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So what was the point of this whole kerfuffle again?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/32 "2013-10-16T19:59:48Z")

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> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#):
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> As previous, the moderates are ones most likely to lose their seats. To moderate Democrats.

So, there is no actual **down** side.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/33 "2013-10-16T20:02:51Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> So what was the point of this whole kerfuffle again?

To kill-or-defund the ACA.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/34 "2013-10-16T20:20:10Z")

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> [@runner pat](#):
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> You can’t buy alcohol on an EBT card.

> [@Eutychus](#):
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> … or bullets with food stamps.

So “eat lead” is just a figure of speech?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/35 "2013-10-16T20:26:00Z")

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Not to be a killjoy, but do we have any idea when Boehner is going to call the vote?

And I feel sorry for the guy. I can’t imagine he’s had fun trying to hold his caucus together when the people driving the bus off the cliff also want his head on a platter. There has to be some small part of him that wants to tell him own people to fuck off and get over it.

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**Author:** ![deltasigma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e5b9ba/32.png) [@deltasigma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deltasigma)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/36 "2013-10-16T20:27:19Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> To kill-or-defund the ACA.

Sort of like a death panel?

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> . . . want his head on a platter.

You make them sound so humorless. I’m thinking probably more like a bobblehead.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/37 "2013-10-16T20:32:54Z")

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> [@Debaser](#):
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> Tea Party person checking in.
> 
> Yeah. I’ll take my medicine.
> 
> This whole thing was ill-considered and didn’t result in anything positive. It will hurt the GOP at a time when self inflicted wounds are the last thing the party needs.
> 
> So, enjoy your gloat party.
> 
> Since you’re all filthy hippy liberals so you’ll probably buy a bunch of beer and snacks on your EBT cards that I’m actually paying for. So really, you should thank me.
> 
> Or at least don’t bogart the bong.

Nobody says you have to be sincere to boogie! Get out there on the dance floor and shake it like you’re in it to win it! Don’t worry, be hippy!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/38 "2013-10-16T20:35:43Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> Not to be a killjoy, but do we have any idea when Boehner is going to call the vote?

[Today if possible.](http://firstread.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/10/16/20993759-boehner-we-fought-the-good-fight?lite)

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/39 "2013-10-16T20:40:45Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> To kill-or-defund the ACA.

Naw, that can’t be it; that was never going to happen to begin with. 😛

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/40 "2013-10-16T20:44:09Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> Not to be a killjoy, but do we have any idea when Boehner is going to call the vote?

Some time tonight.

> [@](#):
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> And I feel sorry for the guy.

I don’t. He’s sided with the crazies at every opportunity until now in the hope of keeping his job, and it looks like it might’ve worked. The nutjobs are praising him and blaming other members in the caucus.

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