# In Your Face Radical Right Happy Dance Gloating Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 16, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414 "2013-10-16T17:41:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/121 "2013-10-17T02:52:42Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > My own Rep is the Lutheran Muslim guy, the hotdish _jihadi_. He’ll do. _Allahu not bad, you betcha!_ ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/122 "2013-10-17T02:55:25Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Shut the fuck up, buddy. You _are_ a totalitarian - you just don’t realize it. If you ran the state, you would round up everybody who disagrees with you and have them shot for being “evil”. You _are_ a fucking cartoon. > [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > A standard accusation made against both liberals and atheists. A case of psychological projection, in my opinion. Mebbeso, but many lefties-in-power from 1789 on have done just exactly that, you know. Not that righties-in-power over the same period have been any nicer. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/123 "2013-10-17T02:56:52Z")
> [@](#): > > Allahu not bad, you betcha! You know who headed up the PLO office in St. Paul? Yassir Ubetcha. (fa-da-bump…_bing!_) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/124 "2013-10-17T03:00:30Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Just watched Barry’s speech of reconciliation and bi-partisan comity, and not a bit of snark detected. Shit, if it were Horndog Bill, you _know_ he would have snuck in at least a spoonful of gloat! > > I swear, we elected a Vulcan. [raises eyebrows] The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. Opposition to the ACA is most illogical. [Pon-Farr hits] **Michelle!** Getcher fat ass in here, woman! Shake dat ass, bitch, and lemme see whatchoo got! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/125 "2013-10-17T03:05:50Z")
You think the courtship for Michelle involved hand to hand combat with some mutant _naginata_? Worth it, I’m thinking. Scorches footprints in the sidewalk when she barefoots. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/126 "2013-10-17T03:12:31Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Mebbeso, but many lefties-in-power from 1789 on have done just exactly that, you know. Not that righties-in-power over the same period have been any nicer. Not to mention that **DT** has made his opinions on the opposition so crystal clear that I have to kinda wonder what he WOULD do given unlimited power. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/127 "2013-10-17T03:16:37Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > OK, the House has voted, the fat lady has sung. Anybody still all glum and sober, its your own damn fault! Woot! _I have yet Room for six scotches more._ Anthony and Cleopatra, Act IV, Scene 7 ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/128 "2013-10-17T03:39:23Z")
Orders a pitcher, fills cups all around. The jerk wads are pushed back into the tube. Put another dime in the jukebox, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/129 "2013-10-17T03:41:18Z")
What kind of tube do jerkwads come in? You know what- don’t tell me. For the love of god, _don’t tell me._ ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/130 "2013-10-17T03:50:56Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > n/m You don’t have to actually write the “never mind” part. It’s redundant after seeing your name at the top of the post. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/131 "2013-10-17T03:58:08Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > You don’t have to actually write the “never mind” part. > > It’s redundant after seeing your name at the top of the post. Jesus fucking Christ, you’re an asshole. And a cowardly one at that. What, exactly, have I posted to piss you off? ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/132 "2013-10-17T04:09:06Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > What kind of tube do jerkwads come in? You know what- don’t tell me. For the love of god, _don’t tell me._ :dubious: Never question the casing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/133 "2013-10-17T04:12:44Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > Not to mention that **DT** has made his opinions on the opposition so crystal clear that I have to kinda wonder what he WOULD do given unlimited power. 😉 No, you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/134 "2013-10-17T04:14:12Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You think the courtship for Michelle involved hand to hand combat with some mutant _naginata_? That, or some bartering for goats or cattle. I am **so** going to Hell . . . ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/135 "2013-10-17T04:19:08Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > It wouldn’t be much of a fight. From my reading of the bill, the debt ceiling gets automatically raised unless Congress disapproves (both houses) and Obama can veto it even if it does pass. So there won’t be any more hostage-taking over default. Budget battles galore, but not “burn down the country” shenannigans. > [@elucidator](#): > > Now, this particular wrinkle I had not gathered, despite an obsession level of attention. Not to suggest doubt, but could I get that nailed down, for the sheer joy of it? A cite for sore eyes, if you will. I agree with silenus. [page 24, Section 1002](http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/senate-bill-government-shutdown-98411.html)"Default Prevention Act of 2013". I think McConnell came up with this during the 2011 Debt Follies… ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/136 "2013-10-17T04:19:27Z")
> [@](#): > > I am so going to Hell . . . C ya there. Save me a spot. Someplace where we can see Nixon turning slowly, slowly on the spit? Be worth it. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/137 "2013-10-17T04:34:28Z")
Obama is the man Reagan pretended to be. Trouble is, didn’t much like Reagan… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/138 "2013-10-17T05:38:01Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Shut the fuck up, buddy. You _are_ a totalitarian - you just don’t realize it. If you ran the state, you would round up everybody who disagrees with you and have them shot for being “evil”. You _are_ a fucking cartoon. > [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > A standard accusation made against both liberals and atheists. A case of psychological projection, in my opinion. But when this “standard accusation” is leveled against you (to some degree) by fellow liberals and atheists, it should give you at least a moment’s pause. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/139 "2013-10-17T07:47:32Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > A standard accusation made against both liberals and atheists. A case of psychological projection, in my opinion. I’m a liberal, and an atheist, and I agree with him. The only thing preventing you from herding people into camps is the fact that no one is stupid enough to give you any sort of power or authority. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2013, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/in-your-face-radical-right-happy-dance-gloating-thread/671414/140 "2013-10-17T08:09:24Z")
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