# Inactive moderators and administrators **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [July 25, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333 "2012-07-25T13:48:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333/41 "2012-07-29T01:13:14Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > So GQ is like a sleepy little town with one old constable and gimpy assistant – ripe for the plucking by an outlaw biker gang. > > Please remain unchanged while I amass outlaws and bikes. > [@Colibri](#): > > Which of us is which?:dubious: > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Which of you has the limp? Do either of you carry a single bullet in your pocket? > [@Colibri](#): > > Actually, I do have a limp from tearing my ACL a few years ago. But for all I know **sam** is gimpy too. We’re both pretty old, but he’s got a few years on me. Here’s the deal. I’m old but I can kill you like a sniper if you’re a troll/spammer. Just like Gibbs. I’m 68, but can still kick your ass(probably only virtually). You got’s to quit forming your opinions of people from the verbage. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333/42 "2012-07-29T17:29:53Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > Here’s the deal. I’m old but I can kill you like a sniper if you’re a troll/spammer. Just like Gibbs. We may be old and/or gimpy, but so was Rooster Cogburn.😉 _Fill yore hand, you trollin’ sonuvabitch…_ ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333/43 "2012-07-29T17:44:12Z")
> [@samclem](#): > > You got’s to quit forming your opinions of people from the verbage. My doctor told me I should eat more verbage, but I’m not big on salads. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333/44 "2012-07-29T17:45:31Z")
Those are mighty big words for a one-legged moderator. Will you give me the thread, Colibri? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333/45 "2012-07-29T17:52:27Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Those are mighty big words for a one-legged moderator. > > Will you give me the thread, Colibri? You do remember what happened to Ned Pepper after he said that, don’t you?😃 And **samclem** has a bead on you from up in the trees, too. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2012, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333/46 "2012-07-29T17:55:11Z")
Since we said the lines in reverse order, the outcome will be reversed too! That’s simple physics. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inactive-moderators-and-administrators/629333.md?page=2)