# Inadvertant pornographic  road names in your town...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 10, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768 "2003-04-10T12:53:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/1 "2003-04-10T12:53:24Z")

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Yesterday I was tooling about town and found, to my horror, “Licking Hole Road”.

A few minutes later I crossed “Backlick Road”.

Very weird. Made me giggle like a school girl.

Has the porn industry crept into the Naming Committee of your city council?

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/2 "2003-04-10T12:57:23Z")

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Well, there is a faily well known street here called “Manlove”.

Also “Gaywood”, although it’s not as well known.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/3 "2003-04-10T12:57:53Z")

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Let me guess. You’re in [Arseborough, Bollockshire](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=175568), aren’t you?

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/4 "2003-04-10T12:58:24Z")

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I lived off of Dicks Avenue in Philadelphia for 28 of my 35 years of life.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/5 "2003-04-10T12:58:53Z")

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There’s a street in Oxford called Crotch Crescent. And a Monk’s Passage, too.

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**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/6 "2003-04-10T13:05:59Z")

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newcrasher,

i saw this thread title and immediately thought of Backlick Road but I see you’ve already been on it!

I can’t think of any more around here that sound pornographic, but another one that always cracks me up is Pope’s Head Road!

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**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/7 "2003-04-10T13:19:32Z")

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These aren’t pornographic per se, but they always give me a giggle because they sound like they COULD be - and they’re all in a row:

Hoxie  
Heine  
Sexauer

There’s a church on the corner of Sexauer, which just makes me snicker like a juvenile.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/8 "2003-04-10T13:21:31Z")

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In New Orleans there’s a street called Peniston. _Very_ carefully pronounced. \<g\>

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**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/9 "2003-04-10T13:26:58Z")

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Exit 69 at the ring road around Detroit leads to Big Beaver Rd.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/10 "2003-04-10T13:27:23Z")

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Well, I’ve seen the intersection of Gott & Hiscock.

There’s also a 2 block street called Gay Street. While that’s certainly not pornographic, a friend pointed out that all the houses have their front doors facing the intersecting streets, so not one has a Gay Street address. Wow…homophobic houses!

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**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/11 "2003-04-10T13:29:00Z")

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Reams Road.

It didn’t occur to me until high school how it sounded.

Ava

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/12 "2003-04-10T13:29:57Z")

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If you’re concerned about the brown trout, why not join [Mianus](http://www.mianustu.org/)?

There’s also in due course, of couse, Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/13 "2003-04-10T13:37:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Floater \*  
> \*\*Exit 69 at the ring road around Detroit leads to Big Beaver Rd. \*\*

I forgot about that one! On I-94 just outside of Detroit.

Exit 69 = Big Beaver Rd. Like that was a coincidence and not some city planner pulling a Beavis & Butthead.

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/14 "2003-04-10T13:42:04Z")

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I still think that the intersection of the streets **Seaman** and **Cumming** in NYC is one of the funniest things I’d seen.

Hamadryad may be able to provide a link to the picture Hitsnarfl took of it at NYC Dope…

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/15 "2003-04-10T13:44:39Z")

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In Warrensville Heights, a suburb of Cleveland Ohio, there is a brown street sign saying Felch St.  
Really.  
Not only That, the yellow sign right across from it says No Outlet!  
If I can get a photo, I will.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/16 "2003-04-10T13:48:35Z")

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> While that’s certainly not pornographic, a friend pointed out that all the houses have their front doors facing the intersecting streets, so not one has a Gay Street address. Wow…homophobic houses!

“In the town of Alamo, CA, the residents living on a street named ‘Gay Court’ were so embarrassed that they changed the name to ‘High Eagle Court.’ I guess the name ‘Homophobic Idiot Boulevard’ was already taken.”

- Danny Williams

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/17 "2003-04-10T13:51:21Z")

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I once saw a street-sign for “South Exchange Street”.

But it was abbreviated on the sign, so that it read…

“S.EXCHANGE ST.”

Sex Change Street? huh?

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/18 "2003-04-10T13:51:43Z")

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There was a popular joke her in Chicago, that there are three streets named after the female naughty bits:

Paulina  
Melvina  
Lunt

I added Pratt, but mostly only UK folks get that one.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/19 "2003-04-10T14:00:55Z")

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In the Downriver area, south of Detroit, two roads-- Dix and Champaign-- intersect.

The old Downriver joke is: Your mama lives off of Dix and Champaign.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/20 "2003-04-10T14:01:23Z")

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Not a street, but a town in Indiana has the moniker, French Lick. :eek:

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