# Inadvertant pornographic road names in your town... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768 "2003-04-10T12:53:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/21 "2003-04-10T14:07:45Z")
In Toronto, there are Cummer Ave. and Old Cummer Ave. Old Cummer Ave. has a commuter-train station… Yes, you can get off at Old Cummer. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/22 "2003-04-10T14:11:11Z")
Ann Arbor also has a Felch street. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/23 "2003-04-10T14:12:25Z")
**Elenfair** is correct, and here is a link to the picture **Hitsnarfle** took during NYCDope 2003: [Clickitty-click!](http://shf.cvrmls.org/hama/images/Seaman&CummingsSmall.jpg) **newcrasher** , you live near me. My sister’s office used to be on Lickinghole Rd., and they got a P.O. box just so they wouldn’t have to put that address on their business correspondence. There’s also a [Big Bone Lick State Park](http://www.state.ky.us/agencies/parks/bigbone.htm) in Kentucky. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/24 "2003-04-10T14:24:31Z")
Not pornographic, but Little Ferry NJ has a Redneck Avenue. I know a little fairy who is a redneck, but that’s another thread. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/25 "2003-04-10T14:40:32Z")
Speaking of Seaman, English Dopers: what was that match again, where the commentator uttered “Seaman dribbles outside the box”? I nearly killed myself laughing. 😃 [sub]For those not in the know: Seaman is the goalie for the English national team, and “the box” is the penalty area.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/26 "2003-04-10T14:44:46Z")
doesn’t take much to amuse _you_ , does it? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/27 "2003-04-10T14:45:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*Ann Arbor also has a Felch street. \*\* Dammit, you beat me to it! Every time I go by Felch St., I giggle, because I am very juvenile. ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/28 "2003-04-10T14:47:27Z")
Beaver Ruin Road, Atlanta GA ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/29 "2003-04-10T15:07:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Abe Babe \* > There was a popular joke her in Chicago, that there are three streets named after the female naughty bits: > > Paulina > Melvina > Lunt The way I’ve always heard it told was that there are three streets in Chicago that rhyme with “vagina”. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/30 "2003-04-10T15:25:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*“Seaman dribbles outside the box”? \*\* It ranks alongside the almost certainly apocryphal “The bowler’s Holding the batsman’s Willy” ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/31 "2003-04-10T15:32:56Z")
Hah! I was going to mention that one, Jean. Over here in Athens, GA we also have… Knoblick Point. It’s right around the corner from… Orchard Knob Lane. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/32 "2003-04-10T15:36:58Z")
Golden Rain Dr. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/33 "2003-04-10T15:42:19Z")
Ok I have another one… My best friend works at the intersection of Knuckols and Cox…that alone is funny. In mixed company I always enjoy asking him if he still works on Cox… ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/34 "2003-04-10T15:48:41Z")
When traveling through Michigan on I-94, which I used to do with friends quite frequently, there were always the usual jokes as we approached [Climax](http://www.multimag.com/city/mi/climax/). ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/35 "2003-04-10T15:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by newcrasher \* > \*\*Ok I have another one… > > My best friend works at the intersection of Knuckols and Cox…that alone is funny. > > In mixed company I always enjoy asking him if he still works on Cox… \*\* Is this in Richmond? I know we have both of those street names, but I can’t remember if they intersect. Ava ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/36 "2003-04-10T16:02:20Z")
Godown Road. A friend of ours lives in a lovely town called Cox Head. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/37 "2003-04-10T16:14:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*Ann Arbor also has a Felch street. \*\* You realize that **Felch Street** is one block from the previously mentioned **Gott/Hiscock** intersection! That means there is an intersection that sounds like a bad porno ad: **Gott Felch?** What is up with that neighborhood? They also have a Cherry Street ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/38 "2003-04-10T16:28:43Z")
There’s a **Morningwood Lane** in my hometown. The sign was always getting stolen. ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/39 "2003-04-10T16:30:18Z")
I’m surprised **Homebrew** didn’t post this. Just west of his home town is a place called **Red Lick**. I have a friend that owns some land in W. Virginia. It’s known as **Smuts Knob**. ---
**Author:** ![Latino\_Yoshi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Latino\_Yoshi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latino_Yoshi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768/40 "2003-04-10T17:06:40Z")
Around where I live, a high school’s main athletic field is named **Gay Field.** Appropiately enough, the athletic field is located just off of **Gay Ave**. Plenty of laughs on the bus whenever my high school soccer team had a game over there. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inadvertant-pornographic-road-names-in-your-town/167768.md?page=3)