# Inane Brane Teasers!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-brane-teasers/248497>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-brane-teasers/248497 "2004-06-03T20:25:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-brane-teasers/248497/41 "2004-06-06T03:01:10Z")

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You are traveling through the woods and come to a fork in the road. You know that down one road there is a village where everyone always tells the truth and down the other road there is a village where everyone always tells lies. Unfortunately, there is no one around to ask for directions. So what was the point of me telling you about the villagers?

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**Author:** ![Trillionaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Trillionaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trillionaire)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-brane-teasers/248497/42 "2004-06-06T03:37:57Z")

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders abalone. What the hell is abalone?

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