# Inane hunting question... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 29, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-hunting-question/130093 "2002-09-29T12:12:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-hunting-question/130093/1 "2002-09-29T12:12:17Z")
Would you like to shoot me now, or wait 'till you get home? ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-hunting-question/130093/2 "2002-09-29T12:56:03Z")
I am sorry to disappoint you, but it’s fiddler crab season only. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-hunting-question/130093/3 "2002-09-29T13:18:40Z")
If I shoot you now, I’m a’gonna have to carry your raggedy dead carcass home… but If’n I let you walk there on yer own and then shoot you, you might go a’bleeding on the carpet! The missus ain’t gonna take to no bleeding on the carpet. Hmmm… Would you foller me home and swaller some poisin? ---
**Author:** ![d12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71c47a/32.png) [@d12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/d12)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inane-hunting-question/130093/4 "2002-09-29T18:24:59Z")
shoot me now! Gawd i wuv ewmur fud