# Inappropriate ice-cream truck songs.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833 "2006-06-15T18:07:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/21 "2006-06-15T19:33:48Z")
“Rock You Like a Hurricane” by the Scorps ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/22 "2006-06-15T19:42:41Z")
_Hot for Teacher_ - Van Halen _I Love You (period)_ - Dan Baird ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/23 "2006-06-15T19:44:12Z")
Stray Cat Blues, by the 'Stones? ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/24 "2006-06-15T19:47:07Z")
“Ice Cream Man”, by Van Halen, natch. Or “Dead Babies” by Alice Cooper. Maybe “Little Girls” by Oingo Boingo. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/25 "2006-06-15T19:51:11Z")
I’d be happy if the truck that spends \*every \* evening at the nearby Little League field could play _anything at all_ but that Og-damned “Turkey in the Straw”. There’s only so much a man can take. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/26 "2006-06-15T20:09:17Z")
“Mother” by Danzig “So What” by Metallica “Revolution #9” by the Beatles “Tommy the Cat” by Primus Now that I think about it, Revolution #9 is probably the one I’d go with. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/27 "2006-06-15T20:12:25Z")
_The Stripper._ ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/28 "2006-06-15T20:13:22Z")
From my friend: “MacArthur Park” ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/29 "2006-06-15T20:23:22Z")
_Don’t Stand So Close to Me_ by The Police. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/30 "2006-06-15T20:33:47Z")
“RING-RING-RING-RING-RING-RING-RING . . . BANANA PHONE!” That or the “Badger-badger-badger-badger” song. You could drive the whole neighborhood into a violent frenzy with either one. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/31 "2006-06-15T20:44:30Z")
Then of course, if I wanted to be _really_ evil, break out the “big guns” as it were… i’d broadcast Vogon Poetry… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/32 "2006-06-15T20:44:32Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > “I Kill Children”- Dead Kennedys :eek: Damn! Too slow with my answer… ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/33 "2006-06-15T20:47:27Z")
When I First Came to Town - Nick Cave Or get someone to put [“The Emperor of Ice Cream”](http://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15744) to music. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/34 "2006-06-15T20:50:01Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > How about the Barnes & Barnes classic “Fish Heads”… Ice creams are never seen in Italian restaurants drinking capuccino with Oriental women. Yeahhh. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/35 "2006-06-15T20:51:21Z")
_Cold Ethel_ – Alice Cooper ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/36 "2006-06-15T20:54:42Z")
I got the Rolly on my arm and I’m pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed ‘cause I got it goin’ on. I’m a nice dude, with some nice dreams. See these ice cubes, see these ice creams? ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/37 "2006-06-15T20:55:46Z")
Talking Heads’ _Psycho Killer_. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/38 "2006-06-15T21:02:03Z")
Oh my _God_. I’m stealing an ice-cream truck now just to do this (and veer down the roads cackling manically). And when I get arrested, it’ll be the fault of all of you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/39 "2006-06-15T21:26:13Z")
“Cocaine”-Eric Clapton “Hotel California”-the Eagles “Sexual Healing”-Marvin Gaye “Let’s Get It On”-Marvin Gaye ---
**Author:** ![Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Boulter\_s\_Canary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boulter_s_Canary)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/40 "2006-06-15T21:32:13Z")
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