# Inappropriate ice-cream truck songs.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833 "2006-06-15T18:07:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/61 "2006-06-16T02:52:45Z")
“One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall”. The theme song to Batman “Mother’s Lament” by Eric Clapton Any fusion jazz by the Sun-Ra Arkestra “Space Oddity” by David Bowie “Debaser” by the Pixies “Take The Skinheads Bowling” by Camper Van Beethoven “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco (German Lyrics Only) “Bicycle” by Pink Floyd " ---
**Author:** ![XaMcQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/f9ae1b/32.png) [@XaMcQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XaMcQ)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/62 "2006-06-16T03:07:02Z")
‘Cross-eyed Mary’ by Jethro Tull ---
**Author:** ![purple\_haze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@purple\_haze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purple_haze)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/63 "2006-06-16T03:40:05Z")
> [@XaMcQ](#): > > ‘Cross-eyed Mary’ by Jethro Tull Why not ‘Aqualung’ while we’re at it? ---
**Author:** ![purple\_haze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@purple\_haze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purple_haze)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/64 "2006-06-16T03:46:42Z")
'Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard “Telephone Line” by ELO “Dead Puppies” “Purple Haze” (Of course) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![purple\_haze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@purple\_haze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purple_haze)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/65 "2006-06-16T03:56:44Z")
“Comfortably Numb” by Pink Floyd “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen “Bad Girls” by Donna Summer ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/66 "2006-06-16T04:48:36Z")
Starland Vocal Band - Afternoon Delight NAF1138 That’s the men in black checking out the neighborhood. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/67 "2006-06-16T05:16:36Z")
I swear, when I was a kid we had an ice cream truck come by every day playing… MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIII…MISSUS, MISSUS JOOooooooonnnnnnnnnnnes…We got a THANG going OOOOOOoooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn… ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/68 "2006-06-16T07:21:43Z")
“Refrigerator Heaven” - Alice Cooper. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/69 "2006-06-16T08:27:21Z")
So What by Metallica (I think it’s a cover version but… so what). Your ice cream trucks must be different to our local one, which only plays a chime version of Greensleeves. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/70 "2006-06-16T08:36:11Z")
“Bales of Cocaine” by Reverend Horton Heat would probably be an inappropriate choice. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/71 "2006-06-16T09:41:30Z")
“Let’s get Drunk and Screw” by Jimmy Buffet “Bitchin’ Camaro” ,“Nutrition”, and " Taking Retards to the Zoo" by The Dead Milkmen “Institutionalized” By Suicidal Tendencies ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/72 "2006-06-16T09:52:20Z")
“OH YEAH” by Yello. bomp bomp…chicka chicka… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/73 "2006-06-16T10:45:12Z")
“Sex and Candy” - Marcy Playground :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/74 "2006-06-16T11:18:48Z")
Are these tunes to be tinkled out or played off a CD? The ice cream van in my girlfriend’s housing estate plays (what I think is) Little Dixie? The same tune the Duke boys had the General Lee play as a horn. I can imagine parts of the world it might be less popular in. ---
**Author:** ![theunfounddoor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@theunfounddoor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theunfounddoor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/75 "2006-06-16T12:08:09Z")
“Careful With That Ax Eugene” and “Several species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave Grooving to a Pict” by Pink Floyd And I second “They’re coming to Take Me Away” (Ha Ha) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/76 "2006-06-16T12:10:05Z")
_Dixie Chicken_ - Little Feat ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/77 "2006-06-16T12:22:13Z")
Darth Vader’s Entrance theme from Episode 4. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/78 "2006-06-16T12:22:16Z")
_Turning Japanese_ by the Vapors, but it would have to be played on a traditional ice cream van hurdy gurdy mechanism. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/79 "2006-06-16T12:40:31Z")
_Deutschland Uber Alles_, played on the Ice Cream Truck jingle-jingle chimes. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/80 "2006-06-16T12:56:53Z")
_No Anchovies, Please_ - J. Geils Band This one is inappropriate on so many levels, and it’s not even dirty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833.md?page=5)