# Inappropriate ice-cream truck songs.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833 "2006-06-15T18:07:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/101 "2006-06-19T15:41:34Z")
I forgot “Stigmata” by Ministry. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/102 "2006-06-19T16:48:35Z")
A long time ago, I wanted to start an urban legend about a recent immigrant to the US who buys an ice cream truck. The route goes through a largely black neighborhood. As he drives along his route, his truck gets pelted with trash, angry crowds start to follow, and eventually they overturn it; police arrive on the scene just in time to save the immigrant’s life. The song he chooses to play, not knowing the meaning of it, is _Dixie_. A few more songs: _The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald_ _La Cucaracha_ _Freebird_ ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/103 "2006-06-19T17:19:30Z")
The most inapropriate song ever (for anything (that isn’t an evil army of doom), not just ice cream trucks): _Hail and Kill_ by Manowar. I mean, does get any worse than [this](http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/manowarlyrics/kingsofmetal.html#7)? I submit that it does not (unless you’re an evil army of doom). ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/104 "2006-06-19T17:48:36Z")
[Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald](http://www3.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=11507383472ACC7.mid) - ice cream truck version [Stairway to Heaven](http://www3.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=1150738401D64EE.mid) - ice cream truck version [Deutschland Uber Alles](http://www3.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=11507383827335F.mid) - ice cream truck version [Subdivisions](http://www3.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=1150738425443C9.mid) - ice cream truck version [Baby Got Back](http://www2.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=11507393042F0A3.mid) - ice cream truck version ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/105 "2006-06-19T17:55:48Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > _Hail and Kill_ by Manowar. I mean, does get any worse than [this](http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/manowarlyrics/kingsofmetal.html#7)? Are you familiar with Cattle Decapitation’s “Bukkake Tsunami”? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/106 "2006-06-19T18:15:53Z")
[Don’t Fear the Reaper](http://www3.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=1150739950BA999.mid) - ice cream truck version [Smoke on the Water](http://www3.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=11507404662844D.mid) - ice cream truck version [The Internationale](http://www3.uploadengine.com/getfile.php?file=115074094224466.mid) - ice cream truck version ---
**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/107 "2006-06-20T02:34:12Z")
From the film, \*\*The Theme from Halloween \*\* - John Carpenter or From the Disney attraction, **it’s a small world** - Sherman Brothers ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/108 "2006-06-20T02:56:29Z")
elmwood, how are you doing that? I kind of like the Deutschland Uber Alles. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/109 "2006-06-20T02:58:18Z")
Elmwood, I’d love to listen to those, but they don’t want to play in Firefox and I ain’t clicking anything with all the crap that just popped up and flashed at me in IE. ---
**Author:** ![Big\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@Big\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_G)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/110 "2006-06-20T15:50:54Z")
**Hurt** (I can’t decide if the Nine Inch Nails or Johnny Cash version would be less appropriate) Speaking of Johnny Cash, a lot of his stuff would fit: **Cocaine Blues** **25 Minutes to Go** **The Long Black Veil** etc… ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833/111 "2006-06-21T03:06:42Z")
“Kim” by Eminem. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-ice-cream-truck-songs/360833.md?page=5)