# Inappropriate stripper songs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870 "2005-03-23T11:43:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/1 "2005-03-23T11:43:33Z")
Inspired by a radio show, what songs are so beyond what you’d expect at a strip club that your urge to laugh would be overridden by, “What the fuck is this?” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/2 "2005-03-23T11:46:22Z")
" How much is that doggie in the window?" ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/3 "2005-03-23T12:02:41Z")
**Dude Looks Like a Lady** - Aerosmith ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/4 "2005-03-23T12:07:37Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > " How much is that doggie in the window?" Oooh, that’s good! ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/5 "2005-03-23T12:36:18Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > " How much is that doggie in the window?" The damn song just came to me. That doesn’t work because of the “bounce” in the music. It can be used with a schoolgirl outfit for the innocent look. Something with a lollipop in the forst set before the clothes come off in the second round. _Off-board_ Ow! Honey! Stop with the hammer! It’s just what I heard from friends! I swear I never paid the $20. I mean…I…uh…oh shit [transmission lost] ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/6 "2005-03-23T12:53:03Z")
“God Is Watching Us” by Bette Midler. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ichbin\_Dubist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ichbin\_Dubist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichbin_Dubist)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/7 "2005-03-23T13:12:44Z")
Many, many years ago in my dissolute phase I saw a stripper dance to “A Day in the Life” by the Beatles. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/8 "2005-03-23T13:23:33Z")
At my one visit to a strip club, they played the Cantina song from Star Wars. Doot-da-doot-da-doot-da-doot . . . I cracked up. The poor woman dancing in front of me gave me the most hurt look, until I said, “It’s not you; it’s the music.” ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/9 "2005-03-23T13:50:00Z")
I think that _We are the world, we are the children_ would be a bit odd. ---
**Author:** ![Miltonyz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Miltonyz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miltonyz)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/10 "2005-03-23T14:05:50Z")
Heard the same show this morning and have been working on a list. Freshman- Verve Pipe Butterfly Kisses- ? Janie Got a Gun-Aerosmith Mother Mary-Beatles I wanna f\*\*\* the dead- Dead Kennedys The song from the Tommy soundtrack Fiddle about or Uncle Ernie can’t remeber the name- The Who She’s only 17-? Barny Song The Way we Were-Barbara Striesand Any hymnal song- Jesus loves me, Old rugged cross Not as good as above but still decent. Stray Cat Blues-Rolling stones Thunder Rolls -Garth Brooks Hey Joe- Hendrix While my guitar gently weeps-beatles Fernando-Abba I will always love you- Whitney houston ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/11 "2005-03-23T14:17:18Z")
Anything by The Wiggles. Those with children will understand. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/12 "2005-03-23T14:21:15Z")
_Grandpa_, by the Judds. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/13 "2005-03-23T14:24:53Z")
Gounod’s “Funeral March for a Marionette”, AKA “THe Alfred Hitchcock Theme”. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/14 "2005-03-23T14:27:56Z")
Hi, **duffer** - Believe it or not, [we have done this thread before.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=235078&highlight=bagpipe) Great minds work alike. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/15 "2005-03-23T14:30:50Z")
Funny story- I was at a strip club a couple of years ago, and one of the songs they were stripping to was System of a Down’s _Chop Suey_ :eek: Nickelback’s “Never Again” is another good contender. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/16 "2005-03-23T14:31:11Z")
_Get Me To The Church On Time_ from _My Fair Lady_. _Honey_–Bobby Goldsboro. _Close To You_–The Carpenters ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/17 "2005-03-23T14:37:42Z")
_“M” is for the maa-aany things she gaaa-aave me…_ ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/18 "2005-03-23T14:43:00Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > Nickelback’s “Never Again” is another good contender. That’s actually a really popular one. Blech. Anything rock and roll that you don’t really have to pay attention to the lyrics is fair game. Ozzy’s “No More Tears,” is a great example of that one. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/19 "2005-03-23T14:49:01Z")
John Cage’s \4’33".\ ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/20 "2005-03-23T14:49:51Z")
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