# Inappropriate stripper songs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870 "2005-03-23T11:43:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/21 "2005-03-23T14:50:43Z")
stoopid LiveJournal… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/22 "2005-03-23T14:50:56Z")
_Having My Baby_ ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/23 "2005-03-23T14:56:22Z")
> [@Evil One](#): > > Anything by The Wiggles. Those with children will understand. “Fruit salad…yummy yummy” ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/24 "2005-03-23T15:28:37Z")
A fellow doper and I once speculated on the most inappropriate driving-around in a muscle-car-with-a-pack-of Camels-in-your-tank-top song. I think we decided on Liszt’s _Hungarian Rhapsody_ (the piece Tom and Jerry played in their famous “Cat Concerto” cartoon). Come to think of it, that might be a pretty good bad stripper song too. ---
**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/25 "2005-03-23T15:28:37Z")
_Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny_ by **The Bloodhound Gang** ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/26 "2005-03-23T15:31:52Z")
How 'bout Meatloaf’s _I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That_? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/27 "2005-03-23T16:52:19Z")
> [@melondeca](#): > > _Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny_ by **The Bloodhound Gang** Or “A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying”. I think “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” has to be the absolute worst, though. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/28 "2005-03-23T16:53:44Z")
The Bloodhound Gang’s [ulr=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001QGP4]“A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying” ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/29 "2005-03-23T17:09:57Z")
erk… try it with a url… No idea what a ulr might be. [A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001QGP4) ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/30 "2005-03-23T17:32:19Z")
_Holiday for Strings_ _Thank Heaven for Little Girls_ _Oh My Papa_ _Hot Rod Lincoln_ _Theme from “High Noon”_ _Panzerlied_ ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/31 "2005-03-23T17:56:52Z")
**Miltonyz** : It’s _Fiddlin’ About_. Anyway, here are my suggestions. _I Love You, You Love Me_, Barney _I Kill Everyting I Fuck_, GG Allin and the Murder Junkies _Detachable Penis_, King Missile _Knife In Yer Guts_, GWAR _(I Wanna) Piss On You_, Dave Chapelle as R. Kelly _Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom_, Weebl ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/32 "2005-03-23T18:01:42Z")
_Big Bottoms_ by Spinal Tap. It goes up to eleven. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/33 "2005-03-23T18:23:35Z")
Mike Douglas - The Men In My Little Girl’s Life Art Linkletter - We Love You, Call Collect Pink Floyd - Several Species Of Small, Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/34 "2005-03-23T18:33:31Z")
Taps. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/35 "2005-03-23T18:44:48Z")
Organized by theme (or apparent theme, for inscrutable songs): Cornflake Girl Luka sextypething He Hit Me (and it Felt Like a Kiss) Pretty Penny Funky Cold Medina Lola Enola Gay I Hate Everything About You Song For the Dumped This Place is a Prison - the Postal Service Almost any Promise Ring song Almost any Modest Mouse song Any Smiths song Speaking of Enola Gay, pretty much any OMD song (except Tesla Girls and Electricity) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/36 "2005-03-23T18:45:00Z")
“Everything About You”- Ugly Kid Joe “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” (cover, don’t know who by) “Gimme Dat Ting”- Wolfman Jack “The Christmas Song”- Alvin and the Chipmunks All of which I have personally danced to. One dancer at one of the bars I worked at (I got bounced between three owned by the same family) was really fond of “Short Short Man”. Another girl liked dancing to “Papa Don’t Preach”, which I found very disconcerting indeed. AC/DC’s “The Jack” was a favorite of another girl. I’m not sure she actually knew what the song was about. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/37 "2005-03-23T18:46:05Z")
“Away in a manger” Rolf Harris singing “Tie me Kangaroo down, sport” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/38 "2005-03-23T18:49:35Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Rolf Harris singing “Tie me Kangaroo down, sport” Ahh, if only it had been in the jukebox… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/39 "2005-03-23T18:49:41Z")
> [@The Asbestos Mango](#): > > “Everything About You”- Ugly Kid Joe Simulpost! > [@](#): > > Another girl liked dancing to “Papa Don’t Preach”, which I found very disconcerting indeed. That reminds me: how about “Bodies”, by the Sex Pistols. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/40 "2005-03-23T18:51:21Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Simulpost! > That reminds me: how about “Bodies”, by the Sex Pistols. Pour enough liquor into a pre-Catholic Mango, and have it available in the jukebox… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870.md?page=3)