# Inappropriate stripper songs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870 "2005-03-23T11:43:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/41 "2005-03-23T19:19:26Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > **Miltonyz** : It’s _Fiddlin’ About_. Nitpick, just because it’s one of my favorites: It’s [\*Fiddle](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002OZY/104-7223816-9795946?v=glance) About\*. Howzabout _Amish Paradise_ by Weird Al? [sub]though I guess you could show a little ankle[/sub] Actually, just about anything by Weird Al. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/42 "2005-03-23T19:25:33Z")
Battle Hymn of the Republic Onward Christian Soldiers O Holy Night ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/43 "2005-03-23T20:50:17Z")
_Roxanne_ - Eric Clapton _That Smell_ - Lynyrd Skynyrd _The Streak_ - Ray Stevens _Paradise by the Dashborad Lights_ - Meatloaf _The Bridal March_ ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/44 "2005-03-23T21:01:12Z")
Tom Wait’s _Pasties and a G-string_ could not be more appropriate stripper song. Yet it would still make me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/45 "2005-03-23T21:06:56Z")
The Teddy Bears Picnic The Care Bears Theme Daddy’s Little Girl ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/46 "2005-03-23T21:09:59Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > The Teddy Bears Picnic > The Care Bears Theme Those could be very popular in some Castro bars. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/47 "2005-03-23T23:11:13Z")
> [@melondeca](#): > > _Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny_ by **The Bloodhound Gang** …so I drove her down by the Dupont plant. (ba-dap ching) I once saw a stripper dancing to (Once, twice) _Three Times A Lady._ I guess she didn’t know the song was written about the songwriter’s **grandmother!** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/48 "2005-03-23T23:16:25Z")
“The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” - Gordon Lightfoot “Amazing Grace” - Elvis “Kill the Poor” - Dead Kennedys “You Light Up My Life” - Debbie Boone ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/49 "2005-03-24T01:43:21Z")
I actually witnessed these two, which were played one after the other: “Soon I’m gonna a be a Jedi” (the Weird Al parody of American Pie) followed immediately by “Butterfly Kisses” Pretty much killed the mood. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/50 "2005-03-24T01:45:19Z")
I should perhaps add that the above strip club was in Japan, so at least it can be excused by the fact that none of the dancers, owners or customers (other than me) knew what the lyrics were. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/51 "2005-03-24T01:53:15Z")
The Funeral March The Imperal March the “ch-ch-ch-Ki-ki-ki” song/sounds from the Friday the 13’th movies The Nightmare On Elm Street theme, or the “Freddy’s comin’ for you” song the test of the Emergency Broadcast Signal “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” “I Hate Myself and Want to Die” by Nirvana ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/52 "2005-03-24T02:02:10Z")
[slight hijack] I have always found “Butterfly Kisses” to be a profoundly disturbing song. I have a feeling that the songwriter simply doesn’t know what a butterfly kiss is, or he would never used the term in a song about a father’s love for his daughter. For those of you who don’t know, a butterfly kiss is a move where a person uses his/her eyelashes to stroke and caress their lover’s skin. It’s a bit tricky, but when done right can be incredibly erotic. Or so my ex boyfriend claimed, but he was so lousy in the sack that to get turned on I would fantasize about mopping the kitchen floor fully clothed.[/slight hijack] ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/53 "2005-03-24T02:05:19Z")
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen Your Breaking My Heart - Harry Nilsson ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/54 "2005-03-24T02:24:32Z")
> [@The Asbestos Mango](#): > > “Gimme Dat Ting”- Wolfman Jack You mean The Pipkins (I still have the 45 :)) As for the OP. Imagine sitting next to the stage. A young, busty, half dressed young thing slinks up in front of you. She falls to her knees and peels her top up to reveal her right perky nipple. The music starts _Papa can you hear me?? Papa can you see me? Papa can you find me in the night?_ ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/55 "2005-03-24T03:40:21Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen I thought someone would mention this one, but I think it’s a great stripper song because of the music. And if you’re paying attention to the lyrics, I’d hate to see the women the club is hiring. ☹ **Ethilrist** : I’m still chuckling over that. **Shodan** : _sigh_ I should have known it was covered long ago. Thanks for the link. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/56 "2005-03-24T03:51:28Z")
> [@gotpasswords](#): > > erk… try it with a url… No idea what a ulr might be. > [A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00001QGP4) Ulr is Thor’s son, in Norse mythology. He gets violent when people try to link to him! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/57 "2005-03-24T03:56:38Z")
Worst actual stripper song: some friends were walking by a strip club when they heard … “Mmm-Bop” by Hansen. One exclaimed, “That’s, like, pedophilia by proxy!” ---
**Author:** ![Survivor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/51bf81/32.png) [@Survivor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Survivor)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/58 "2005-03-24T04:10:06Z")
Tears in Heaven - Eric Clapton American Pie - Don Maclean Puff The Magic Dragon – Peter, Paul, & Mary Love Child – Supremes Dance: Ten, Looks: Three - A Chorus Line ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/59 "2005-03-24T04:14:58Z")
> [@The Asbestos Mango](#): > > [slight hijack] I have always found “Butterfly Kisses” to be a profoundly disturbing song. I have a feeling that the songwriter simply doesn’t know what a butterfly kiss is, or he would never used the term in a song about a father’s love for his daughter. > > For those of you who don’t know, a butterfly kiss is a move where a person uses his/her eyelashes to stroke and caress their lover’s skin. It’s a bit tricky, but when done right can be incredibly erotic. Or so my ex boyfriend claimed, but he was so lousy in the sack that to get turned on I would fantasize about mopping the kitchen floor fully clothed.[/slight hijack] Umm Butterfly kisses are a cousin to Eskimo kisses. Eskimo kisses are when you rub noses. Butterfly kisses are when both people flutter their eyelashes on the other person’s eyelashes. Not very erotic at all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/60 "2005-03-24T04:38:49Z")
I hesitate to gainsay the suggestions made thus far, but the weirdest set I can conceive goes: 1. Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (Bach); 2. Japanese Banana (Alvin and the Chipmunks); 3. 4’33" (John Cage) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870.md?page=4)