# Inappropriate stripper songs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870 "2005-03-23T11:43:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/61 "2005-03-24T05:07:03Z")
“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” by Napoleon XIV or “Three If A Magic Number” from the Schoolhouse Rock. Shoot why not their whole library. or “Hazard” by Richard Marx. Especially if you request it. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/62 "2005-03-24T05:22:25Z")
“-LY” by Tom Lehrer. Or really, anything by him, even “Smut.” ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/63 "2005-03-24T06:17:06Z")
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/64 "2005-03-24T08:41:06Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > I thought someone would mention this one, but I think it’s a great stripper song because of the music. And if you’re paying attention to the lyrics, I’d hate to see the women the club is hiring. ☹ Hey! I take exception to that comment (and to the original sentiment that it makes for inapproprite stripper music for what ever reason). The world is fulll of guys who’d love to see the sort of women that club would hire…err…ok, Freddy Mecury wasn’t on of them…but that’s not the point. The point, which I don’t think can be made stongley enough, is that we make the rockin’ world go round 😃 ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/65 "2005-03-24T15:52:48Z")
> [@Fern Forest](#): > > “Hazard” by Richard Marx. Especially if you request it. Followed by Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue’s “Where the Wild Roses Grow” ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/66 "2005-03-24T16:45:23Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > Followed by Nick Cave & Kylie Minogue’s “Where the Wild Roses Grow” That might actually be kind of hot for a dark, dangerous-looking brunette to slowly dance to. You know the type! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/67 "2005-03-24T16:53:10Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Umm Butterfly kisses are a cousin to Eskimo kisses. Eskimo kisses are when you rub noses. Butterfly kisses are when both people flutter their eyelashes on the other person’s eyelashes. Not very erotic at all. Well, I guess that says something about what the XBF considered erotic. Of course, he also thought that trying to dislocate my hip was really erotic, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jeff\_Lichtman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeff_lichtman/32/1531_2.png) [@Jeff\_Lichtman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff_Lichtman)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/68 "2005-03-25T07:11:00Z")
Mammy - Al Jolson Revolution 9 - The Beatles Mill Valley - Miss Abrams and the Strawberry Point 4th Grade Class (actually, this song is inappropriate for any occasion) ---
**Author:** ![Flipshod](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f19dbf/32.png) [@Flipshod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flipshod)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/69 "2005-03-25T07:36:30Z")
Dust in the Wind - Kansas ---
**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/70 "2005-03-25T07:56:47Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#): > > _Roxanne_ - Eric Clapton Pretty sure that’s The Police, and not Clapton, that you’re thinking of. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/71 "2005-03-25T09:29:57Z")
Jesus Christ Superstar ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/72 "2005-03-25T10:01:39Z")
Not sure if these were mentioned already: _Sabre Dance_ _Baby Elephant Walk_ _The Mission_—John Williams _Fingerprints of God_—Steven Curtis Chapman _March of the Gladiators_ _Pomp and Circumstance_ ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/73 "2005-03-25T10:22:07Z")
Or, anything by Mitch Miller’s gang. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/74 "2005-03-25T10:55:22Z")
_Theme from The Third Man_ by Anton Karas Anything by Mantovani or the Jackie Gleason orchestra. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/75 "2005-03-25T11:08:29Z")
The theme from _The Simpsons_ Y.M.C.A. Albinoni’s Adagio Battle Hymn of the Republic Highway to Hell (incl The Ballad of Jed Clampett) - by the Fargone Beauties Stairway to Heaven - the Rolf Harris cover Mars - from Holst’s _The Planets_ The Internationale God Save the Queen The original _Sesame Street_ theme Anything by Wagner Elvis is Everywhere - Mojo Nixon The theme from _Get Smart_ Anything by Johnny Cash ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/76 "2005-03-25T11:09:09Z")
First stripper I ever saw danced to Metallica’s _One_. I love the song, but it’s not really a great stripper song. I gave her a tip cause she was hot and it’s still a good song. For a while I had a neighbor who was a stripper, and she had once mentioned borrowing an Evanessence CD, but alas she didn’t say which track. I also wanted to add that Simon & Garfunkel would suck as stripper music. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/77 "2005-03-25T11:26:07Z")
Taps Für Elise—Beethoven Men of Harlech In Sa’altu Main Theme to Godzilla Hatikvah Johnny is Gone for a Soldier Pack Up Your Troubles (in an old kit bag and smile, smile, smile) I Will Wait for You—Connie Francis When the Tigers Broke Free Kill All the Humans—Rob Crow Anything by Jimmy Durante Plescheyevo Lake (Song of Alexander Nevsky)—Prokofiev #1 Crush—Garbage Blue Moon—The Mavericks Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima—Penderecki ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2005, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/78 "2005-03-25T11:38:23Z")
I thought of another one. The theme song from _Highway to Heaven_ ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/79 "2005-03-27T02:07:58Z")
What was my old list? Bread - It Doesn’t Matter to Me. Really, anything by Bread except Guitar Man. Carpenters - Only Yesterday Rush - Tom Sawyer Styx - Mister Roboto Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla Pat Benatar - Sex as a Weapon Rush - The Trees Ted Nugent - Fred Bear Johnny Cash - A Boy Named Sue. Really, anything by Johnny Cash. Yes - Starship Trooper Patti Smith - Rock ‘n’ Roll N\*\*ger Oingo Boingo - Dead Man’s Party Led Zeppelin - Immigrant song John Denver - Rocky Mountain High. John Walsh - Turn to Stone Lita Ford - Only Women Bleed Black Sabbath - Iron Man Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/80 "2005-03-27T02:21:27Z")
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