# Inappropriate stripper songs. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870 "2005-03-23T11:43:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/81 "2005-03-27T03:26:47Z")
“Let the Eagle Soar,” by John Ashcroft. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/82 "2005-03-27T03:35:09Z")
_God Save the Queen_ ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/83 "2005-03-27T03:45:47Z")
_The Gift to be Simple_ - Traditional _Also Sprach Zarathustra_ - Richard Strauss _How Great Thou Art_ - Carl Boberg (Eng. Trans. Stuart Hine) _Der Fuhrer’s Face_ - Spike Jones _In the Year 2525_ - Zager and Evans ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/84 "2005-03-27T04:34:37Z")
A few more: Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - _Constipation Blues_ One of those songs you hear being chanted at some Nazi torchlight ceremony on a History Channel documentary. Iron Butterfly - _In a Gadda da Vida_ Wesley Willis - _[My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks](http://www.alternativetentacles.com/octopodes/829/0ggvr39Q633JTgxymgQ/Wesley_Willis-My_Mother_Smokes.mp3)_ Helen Reddy - _I Am Woman_ Richard Wagner - _Here Comes the Bride_ Boots Randolph - _Yakety Sax_ ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/85 "2005-03-27T05:25:44Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > A few more:Iron Butterfly - _In a Gadda da Vida_ You’d better give the stripper $10-that’s a half hour dance! How about Alice’s Restaurant-Arlo Guthrie ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/86 "2005-03-27T05:48:23Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Boots Randolph - Yakety Sax I disagree. They played that on Benny Hill all the time, and Benny Hill had no shortage of scantily-clad beauties. Granted, that’d have to be one fast stripper to keep up with the tempo. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/87 "2005-03-27T05:56:26Z")
Der Koniggratzer March Diner on the Corner—Suzanne Vega Abdul Abulbul Amir Rosin the Bow The Hymn to Red October ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/88 "2005-03-29T05:52:48Z")
> [@Krokodil](#): > > Daddy’s Hands I disagree. This lyric: > [@](#): > > Daddy’s hands were hard as steel when I done wrong just makes me eye the spare plywood, old pipe, and that unused corner with a gleaming twinkle in my eye. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/89 "2005-03-29T08:45:09Z")
_Rainbow Connection_ as performed by Kermit the Frog ---
**Author:** ![No\_Disguise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@No\_Disguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Disguise)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/90 "2005-03-29T09:01:07Z")
Khachaturian - Sabre Dance ---
**Author:** ![No\_Disguise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9f8e36/32.png) [@No\_Disguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Disguise)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/91 "2005-03-29T09:02:09Z")
> [@No Disguise](#): > > Khachaturian - Sabre Dance :smack: I could have sworn there was only one page to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/92 "2005-03-29T11:33:23Z")
- If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. if you’re happy and you know and you really want to show it… Clap your hands.\* or The wheels on the bus go round and round. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/93 "2005-03-29T13:02:08Z")
**Cocktails for Two** by Spike Jones and his City Slickers ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2005, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/94 "2005-03-29T13:08:20Z")
How about: **The Teddy Bears’ Picnic** **See the Conquering Hero Comes** from _Judas Maccabaeus_ Any of Elgar’s **Pomp and Circumstance** marches ---
**Author:** ![Ender\_Will](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Ender\_Will](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ender_Will)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/95 "2005-03-30T08:21:41Z")
Last time I was at a strip club, they played Black Sabbath’s “NIB” and “Paranoid” back to back. Both great songs, but a little odd in that setting ---
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/96 "2005-03-30T08:38:43Z")
“My Name is Larry”, by Wild Man Fischer ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/97 "2005-03-30T12:55:04Z")
_It’s a Small World Afterall_ ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/98 "2005-03-30T14:47:40Z")
> [@Survivor](#): > > Dance: Ten, Looks: Three - A Chorus Line I think that would be awesome to dance to!! It’s perfect for the kinda gal who likes to put on a theatrical type of show. I’d do it in a heartbeat. Heh, but afterwards I’d be worried that everyone thinks my parts are fake. haha. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/99 "2005-03-30T15:49:39Z")
\*Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-To Die-Rag \*(Country Joe Mac Donald and the Fish) _Ballad of the Green Berets_ (Barry Sandler) _Brothers in Arms_ (Dire Straits) _Supper’s Ready_ (Genesis) _Thick as a Brick_ (Jethro Tull) ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870/100 "2005-03-30T16:53:33Z")
Real life example: Theme to “Good Times” (beans don’t burn in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on the grill…" [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-stripper-songs/295870.md?page=6)