# Inappropriate things you find funny **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919 "2013-01-21T17:13:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sevencl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sevencl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevencl)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919/41 "2013-01-24T05:27:34Z")
Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jeffries. I don’t really have a “line” when it comes to jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/f04885/32.png) [@Qin\_Shi\_Huangdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qin_Shi_Huangdi)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919/42 "2013-01-24T06:01:12Z")
[http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Alzheimer%27s\_Addle](http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Alzheimer%27s_Addle) > [@](#): > > Alzheimer’s addle is the most meanly kind of mindloss. There is no heal for the addle, which worsens as it forthens, and endily leads to death. It was first builded by German mindleech and brainlotaddler Alois Alzheimer in 1906 and was named after him. An attempt to use pure English. ---
**Author:** ![kjbrasda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/74df32/32.png) [@kjbrasda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kjbrasda)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919/43 "2013-01-24T06:41:20Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > **Frozen vomit outside of nightclubs.** If you happen to slip and break your arm, would people actually believe that story? There’s a nightclub downtown that, for some reason, had installed wood dividers through the doorways so they resembled cow stalls just wide enough for one person to walk through. One night they were offering ‘City Beer’ 2 for $1. It was awful. My husband bought two, drank the first, couldn’t finish the second it was so bad. As we were leaving, he puked right in the doorway. I laughed my ass off as everyone after him had to jump over the nasty puddle, as there was no way to go around. I bet some people were too drunk to jump… ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919/44 "2013-01-24T07:38:02Z")
> [@ducati](#): > > Farts. Farts are always funny. > > Crop dusting at the grocery store and hearing the screams of children behind you is wholly inappropriate and…comedy gold. 😃 I can relate to that, and I like the term “Crop Dusting”🙂 I tend to refer to it as laying olfactory landmines. A good one will just hang in the air like a horrible cloud you can’t see, until someone walks into it.😃 ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919/45 "2013-01-24T14:38:58Z")
Small animals biting people tickles me inappropriately. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919/46 "2013-01-24T14:47:38Z")
You would have loved it the time my cousin’s hamster bit me on the nose. I wasn’t going to kiss it (probably), I was just…_looking_ at it very closely. The bite hurt like crazy and left four little puncture wounds. I cannot not laugh when people step in poop. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919/47 "2013-01-24T14:55:00Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > You would have loved it the time my cousin’s hamster bit me on the nose. I wasn’t going to kiss it (probably), I was just…_looking_ at it very closely. The bite hurt like crazy and left four little puncture wounds. > > **I cannot not laugh when people step in poop**. Best username / post combo of the year to date. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inappropriate-things-you-find-funny/647919.md?page=2)