Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr, Ricky Gervais, Jim Jeffries. I don’t really have a “line” when it comes to jokes.
http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Alzheimer%27s_Addle
An attempt to use pure English.
There’s a nightclub downtown that, for some reason, had installed wood dividers through the doorways so they resembled cow stalls just wide enough for one person to walk through. One night they were offering ‘City Beer’ 2 for $1. It was awful. My husband bought two, drank the first, couldn’t finish the second it was so bad. As we were leaving, he puked right in the doorway. I laughed my ass off as everyone after him had to jump over the nasty puddle, as there was no way to go around. I bet some people were too drunk to jump…
I can relate to that, and I like the term “Crop Dusting”
I tend to refer to it as laying olfactory landmines. A good one will just hang in the air like a horrible cloud you can’t see, until someone walks into it.
Small animals biting people tickles me inappropriately.
You would have loved it the time my cousin’s hamster bit me on the nose. I wasn’t going to kiss it (probably), I was just…looking at it very closely. The bite hurt like crazy and left four little puncture wounds.
I cannot not laugh when people step in poop.
Best username / post combo of the year to date.