# Inblourious Gasterds Mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 8, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280 "2009-09-08T14:18:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/301 "2009-09-13T19:38:30Z")
> [@BillMC](#): > > Unofficial vote count: > > Mahaloth (4): Nanook, DiggitCamara, AllWalker, Tom Scud > DiggitCamara (1): ColdPhoenix > Freudian Slit (1): Gryff > Darth Sensitive (2): freudian slot, texcat > normal phase (3): darth sensitive, zsofia, peeker > tom scud (4): billmc, zeriel, mahaloth, normal phase\* > > \*normal phase did not unvote texcat before voting mahaloth, tho did unvote mahaloth before voting tom scud. Dunno whether the mods will count this vote. > As if stands, Mahaloth had 4 votes first, so still has his head in the noose. The mods appreciate your unofficial, but exactly correct, vote count. (Still catching up. Sorry was busy for the last 24 hours or so.) ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/302 "2009-09-13T19:41:44Z")
Updated vote count: Current Votes: **Tom Scud(6)**: BillMC, Zeriel, Mahaloth, Normal Phase, DarthSensitive, Freudian Slit **Mahaloth (4)**: Nanook, DiggitCamara, AllWalker, Tom Scud **DiggitCamara (1)**: ColdPhoenix **Freudian Slit (1)**: Gryff **Darth Sensitive (1)**: TexCat **Normal Phase (2)**: Zsofia, peekercpa As of now **Tom Scud** will be lynched at dusk. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/303 "2009-09-13T19:47:19Z")
To be clear, we’re ending in about ten minutes? ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/304 "2009-09-13T19:54:42Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > It’s Freudian Slit, not Slip! The slit is what makes me a gal! … I knew that. (Do you know how hard it is to type your screen name properly, though? It comes out with a ‘p’ every time, straight from inner phrase book to fingers to keyboard without bothering to check in with the error processing department.) > [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > **Normal Phase** , your first vote for **Mahaloth** did not count because at the time you had an existing vote for **TexCat** which you did not unvote. However, since names are not required (though, are nice for reduced chance of mod error) for an unvote, you’re unvote of **Mahaloth** will be registered as an unvote for **TexCat** , and as a result your vote for **Tom Scud** will register. > > Vote count update in a bit. Glad the oversight didn’t change the intended final result. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/305 "2009-09-13T19:58:43Z")
> [@Normal\_Phase](#): > > … I knew that. (Do you know how hard it is to type your screen name properly, though? It comes out with a ‘p’ every time, straight from inner phrase book to fingers to keyboard without bothering to check in with the error processing department.) Heh. Yeah, I’m reminded of one time I was trying to log into SDMB and it kept telling me my username or password was off. I checked caps lock, made sure I was using the right password…then I realized that I was using Slip, not Slit. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/306 "2009-09-13T20:01:18Z")
After much indecision about who they wanted to lynch, the villagers advanced upon Tom Scud. BillMC was the first to grab him, but he struggled and got away. Mahaloth and Normal Phase quickly chased him down and held him. “What should we do with him?” Normal Phase inquired. “I know!” said Darth, we’ll throw him to the sharks! So the villagers dragged Tom to the edge of a cliff and threw him off into the sea, where he was immediately set upon by a shiver of sharks (yes, that’s what a group of them is called). “We should eat him!” cried the first shark. “Nah, not enough meat. There’s better thing around,” said a second. “Yeah, but he’s ours for the taking,” chimed in a third. “I know!” exclaimed a fourth. “Let’s challenge him to a deul!” “And just how do you plan to hold a sword in your fin?” inquired a fifth. “Easy,” the fourth retorted. This is game color and the mods will just _dues ex machina_ the ability in. So the fourth drew his sword while Tom drew his. They battled for a while, and Tom clearly was the better sword fighter. Just as he was about to run the fourth shark through, the first shark stabbed him in the back with his own sword, freezing Tom in place. With the blood flowing, the sharks went into a frenzy and tore Tom’s body apart. “It’s sad to see a family torn apart…by a bunch of sharks,” Freudian Slit observed. Suddenly through the air flew a soggy playing card. It landed face down in front of the villagers. One of them grabbed in and flipped it over. On it’s face was written: **Tom Scud** - **Town Vanilla** Night begins now and will end Monday at 3 P.M. CDT. All night actions are due by then. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/307 "2009-09-13T20:17:41Z")
Final Vote Count: **Tom Scud(6)**: BillMC, Zeriel, Mahaloth, Normal Phase, DarthSensitive, Freudian Slit **Mahaloth (4)**: Nanook, DiggitCamara, AllWalker, Tom Scud **DiggitCamara (1)**: ColdPhoenix **Freudian Slit (1)**: Gryff **Darth Sensitive (1)**: TexCat **Normal Phase (2)**: Zsofia, peekercpa Current Player List: Alive: 1. peekercpa 2. Zsofia 3. Normal Phase 4. Mahaloth 5. DiggitCamara 6. DarthSensitive 7. BillMC 8. Nanook of the North Shore 9. Zeriel 10. TexCat 11. AllWalker 12. ColdPhoenix 13. Gryff 14. Freudian Slit Dead: 2. Tom Scud - **Town Vanilla** - Lynched Day 1 ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/308 "2009-09-13T20:21:37Z")
oh for fucks sake. christ, a wee bit of time on the golf course and it comes to this. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/309 "2009-09-13T20:27:15Z")
> [@Normal\_Phase](#): > > Glad the oversight didn’t change the intended final result. well of course not. you got what you wanted, dead townie. ---
**Author:** ![BillMC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@BillMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillMC)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/310 "2009-09-13T20:35:35Z")
Sharks with Swords? Could that mods please provide the Officer with a blood sample at their earliest convenience 🙂 Sorry Tom ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/311 "2009-09-13T20:42:38Z")
BTW, fluff only until Dawn. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/312 "2009-09-13T20:46:29Z")
Can we open up the bar? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/313 "2009-09-13T20:56:49Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Can we open up the bar? Of course. You’ll have to find someone to tend it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/314 "2009-09-13T21:12:49Z")
I seem to remember **Mahaloth** and **AllWalker** not turning down the chance to tend bar in the past. C’mon over, guys, these people look thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/315 "2009-09-13T22:32:09Z")
and this is not strategy. at times it helps to look at late vote movements and bad logic. kind of like florida regarding bush and gore. yasee scum, i mean not nice folks, theroetically can control votes and outcomes **more** than town, i mean nice folks. so they have **less** to worry about, fcs. because they want to influence the outcome to their benefit. one could look at the internet and a message board that has games if one wants an example. something like [straightsnopes.com](http://straightsnopes.com) (i think that is what it is called). not strategy just theory. kind of like talking about universal health care, dontyaknow. ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/316 "2009-09-13T23:46:34Z")
Save it. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/317 "2009-09-14T00:16:00Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > I seem to remember **Mahaloth** and **AllWalker** not turning down the chance to tend bar in the past. C’mon over, guys, these people look thirsty. Of course, I will. Any beer requests? I’d like a Tsingtao Dark, actually. Had it a few times in China. Haven’t had one in years. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/318 "2009-09-14T00:33:11Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > and this is not strategy. > > at times it helps to look at late vote movements and bad logic. kind of like florida regarding bush and gore. > > yasee scum, i mean not nice folks, theroetically can control votes and outcomes **more** than town, i mean nice folks. > > so they have **less** to worry about, fcs. because they want to influence the outcome to their benefit. > > one could look at the internet and a message board that has games if one wants an example. something like [straightsnopes.com](http://straightsnopes.com) (i think that is what it is called). > > not strategy just theory. > > kind of like talking about universal health care, dontyaknow. Don’t push your luck. You should really follow the advice of your much wiser compatriot **Normal Phase**. We don’t want to modkill, but we will. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/319 "2009-09-14T01:11:41Z")
Whenever someone ends up tending bar, I’ll have a quadruple whiskey and a 40 of Arrobant Gastard Ale. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/320 "2009-09-14T01:22:04Z")
One quadruple whiskey anad a 40 of Gastardly Ale to Zeriel. By the way, am I the only that almost posts game contributions to the Inglroius Basterds thread in Cafe Society? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=17)