# Inblourious Gasterds Mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 8, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280 "2009-09-08T14:18:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/321 "2009-09-14T01:31:37Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > Don’t push your luck. You should really follow the advice of your much wiser compatriot **Normal Phase**. We don’t want to modkill, but we will. shoot, sorry. didn’t realize she was on my team. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/322 "2009-09-14T01:39:55Z")
I’ll take a rum and coke, hold the coke. Now, who wants to settle in for the long haul and hear some amazing pirate jokes? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/323 "2009-09-14T01:41:56Z")
and crap **hoop** please no strategy. it’s giving me a headache. kind of like those scum bastards that gave **scuddly** a nechache. so i certainly will not talk about the propensity for folks in florida to act in a scummy kind of way. hey, **normal** you from georgia? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/324 "2009-09-14T01:44:11Z")
A sizable rum to Freudian Slit. I’d love a pirate joke. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/325 "2009-09-14T01:51:32Z")
What was the sexy pirate movie rated? ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/326 "2009-09-14T01:57:17Z")
Arrrrrgh? ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/327 "2009-09-14T02:00:34Z")
NC-17. (What?) I’m from New York, peeker. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/328 "2009-09-14T02:02:53Z")
Gee… where’d my parrot go? ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/329 "2009-09-14T02:03:53Z")
'kay. don’t know this crowd or their haunts. i’m dd. y’all drink up. thanks, **normal**. sleepy time, back in a few. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/330 "2009-09-14T02:23:59Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > shoot, sorry. didn’t realize she was on my team. Compatriot simply means a resident of the same country. So my use of it in that context was perfectly apt and indicated nothing more than the fact you are both players in this game. But keep up the WIFOM all you want. It just makes the ice under you get thinner. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/331 "2009-09-14T02:47:14Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > Compatriot simply means a resident of the same country. So my use of it in that context was perfectly apt and indicated nothing more than the fact you are both players in this game. > > But keep up the WIFOM all you want. It just makes the ice under you get thinner. methinks thou dost protest too loudly. Etymology: French compatriote, from Late Latin compatriota, from Latin com- + Late Latin patriota fellow countryman — more at patriot so says merriam. brothers against brothers was the tragedy of the civil war. didyaknow? fucking history. ---
**Author:** ![ColdPhoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@ColdPhoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdPhoenix)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/332 "2009-09-14T08:25:51Z")
A lot of chat over the weekend, so plenty to read before tomorrow!! ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/333 "2009-09-14T11:38:03Z")
What? The board ate my last fluff post! How am I supposed to order a drink around here? _grumble grumble_ ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/334 "2009-09-14T11:41:53Z")
What? The board ate my last fluff post! How am I supposed to order a drink around here? _grumble grumble_ ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/335 "2009-09-14T11:45:10Z")
… and it’s being difficult with me now. ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/336 "2009-09-14T14:49:48Z")
Hee. _passes AllWalker a shot of Gasterd Scotch_, then passes him another\* - You get the hangover first, then the drunk. ---
**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/337 "2009-09-14T16:18:18Z")
No, see, first is liver failure. Hangover comes second. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/338 "2009-09-14T16:22:53Z")
> [@AllWalker](#): > > No, see, first is liver failure. Hangover comes second. And after that, the puking begins. ---
**Author:** ![TexCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/texcat/32/9041_2.png) [@TexCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TexCat)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/339 "2009-09-14T16:56:12Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Of course, I will. > > Any beer requests? > > I’d like a Tsingtao Dark, actually. Had it a few times in China. Haven’t had one in years. Sure, have you got any good Belgian ale? ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/340 "2009-09-14T17:35:56Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > And after that, the puking begins. God, when you put it that way … Why does anyone drink this stuff, again? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=18)