# Inblourious Gasterds Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [September 8, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280 "2009-09-08T14:18:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 22

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/421 "2009-09-16T17:59:09Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> The opening post was totally true. So…you know.

But you guys said that every player will have one of these roles. Meaning that there aren’t extra roles you aren’t leaving out, not that every role is being filled. Or am I wrong?

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/422 "2009-09-16T18:26:21Z")

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Wait, did you make the mistake of listening to me again? Taunting and the occasional vote count. That’s \*all \*I am here for.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/423 "2009-09-16T18:30:30Z")

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I’m not even going to bring up the time I spent eight hours overanalyzing one of your emoticons.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/424 "2009-09-16T18:32:50Z")

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Yeah, it’s best if we put the whole ugly emoticon incident behind us and move on.

Meanwhile, I am surprised that no one is going for the 6 extra points by calling Hoopy a jerkface. Many of you are already low on points at this point.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/425 "2009-09-16T19:31:02Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> Meanwhile, I am surprised that no one is going for the 6 extra points by calling Hoopy a jerkface. Many of you are already low on points at this point.

Hah!

They’ll get 12 extra points if they call you a jerkface without calling me a jerkface at all!

(Told you I’m the good cop.)

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/426 "2009-09-16T20:01:34Z")

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Frankly, I’m at a “The world is a jerkface!” point due to job stress due to hilariously improbable RAID crashes, does that count for anything?

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/427 "2009-09-16T20:05:22Z")

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> [@Zeriel](#):
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> Frankly, I’m at a “The world is a jerkface!” point due to job stress due to hilariously improbable RAID crashes, does that count for anything?

Well, it might have for someone else, but no…not for you. No points.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/428 "2009-09-16T22:11:18Z")

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What are points good for?

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/429 "2009-09-16T22:16:10Z")

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If you need to ask…

Finish that thought however seems most appropriate to you.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/430 "2009-09-16T22:26:50Z")

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**Vote Mahaloth**

For a simple ‘me too’ vote. Nanook has had the same number of posts as I have toDay, and his said even less about the game than mine did. The other two at least backed their votes up. You did however, manage to back a forming wagon that wasn’t you.

> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> I was looking over the night posts, too. Do you think that the “We don’t want to modkill but…” line is significant? I note that NAF did not add a gasterd’s honest truth when saying that they didn’t kill anyone.

I thought it was just a warning, though you probably can’t be too touchy on gasterdy. As in, they might _want_ to modkill, but they showed no compulsions about smiting someone earlier (though not a player).

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/431 "2009-09-16T22:28:37Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> If you need to ask…
> 
> Finish that thought however seems most appropriate to you.

Jerkface.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/432 "2009-09-17T00:15:11Z")

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> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#):
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> **Vote Mahaloth**
> 
> For a simple ‘me too’ vote.

Uh, you do know I suggested killing you yesterDay for your relative silence? **I’m pretty sure that I’m the one that brought it up, so when it resurfaced toDay, I didn’t feel the need to restate it.**

Here, read my post from Day One below.

[Is Darth sensitive even playing?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11548822&postcount=258)

😕

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/433 "2009-09-17T00:16:14Z")

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Oh, and I snipped Darth’s quote to the relative part, but forgot to state so.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/434 "2009-09-17T00:51:27Z")

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> [@Darth\_Sensitive](#):
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> Jerkface.

Apparently that was worth 12 points. ☹

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/435 "2009-09-17T01:22:12Z")

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That’s all you have to say, **Darth**? Granted, there’s not a lot to talk about, but for somebody who’s getting lurker votes… I rescind my warm understanding about your lack of posting.

**vote Darth**

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/436 "2009-09-17T03:11:16Z")

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Well, it is beyond lurking at this stage. I was hoping to find a better case, but **Darth** is here rarely, posts are mostly fluff or rehash, and frankly avoiding the issue of him being a lurker.

**Vote Darth**

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/437 "2009-09-17T04:25:06Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Uh, you do know I suggested killing you yesterDay for your relative silence? **I’m pretty sure that I’m the one that brought it up, so when it resurfaced toDay, I didn’t feel the need to restate it.**
> 
> Here, read my post from Day One below.
> 
> [Is Darth sensitive even playing?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11548822&postcount=258)
> 
> 😕

You realize that it isn’t hard to restate your points or link to them on the next day. In fact, it’s so easy that you were able to do it when pressed.

Still feels like an opportunistic vote. TC and FS at least backed up what they said based on actions.

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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/438 "2009-09-17T11:27:34Z")

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Current vote count:

\*\*Darth (5): \*\* - Mahaloth, Freudian Slit, TexCat, Zsofia, Allwalker  
\*\*Mahaloth (2): \*\* - BillMC, DarthSensitive  
\*\*Zeriel (1): \*\* - Gryff  
\*\*TexCat(1): \*\* - DiggitCamara

**Not Voting:** - Nanook of the North Shore, ColdPhoenix, Zeriel

As of now **Darth** will by lynched at Dusk.

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**Author:** ![ColdPhoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@ColdPhoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColdPhoenix)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/439 "2009-09-17T13:04:51Z")

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Balls. I actually meant \*\*detective \*\*reports in my previous post. We need to do something else we’re going to get picked off one by one!!

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/440 "2009-09-17T14:12:54Z")

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But if we role claim and there aren’t any protective roles, haven’t we just given up the game?

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