# Inblourious Gasterds Mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 8, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280 "2009-09-08T14:18:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![BillMC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@BillMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillMC)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/641 "2009-09-25T18:28:28Z")
> [@ColdPhoenix](#): > > I’d prefer town to win than scum, so I was trying to catch them with my post \*\*Mahaloth \*\*analysis. > > I know I killed **Normal Phase** and **TexCat** , but I also killed **Mahaloth** so I wasn’t all bad! Heck, what am I saying, I’d have killed you all if I’d the chance!!! > > Mwahahahahahah! > > My name’s **ColdPhoenix** , and I’m a Seriel Killer. Well I think that’s a claim that won’t make me alter my vote. Another serial killer claim? so lets see if you flip SK, or do you have delusions of Nanook ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/642 "2009-09-25T18:40:46Z")
Well, if it’s a truthful claim it may give us useful data. I think he’s scum, though. A serial killer wouldn’t have put on that big smoke and mirror show. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/643 "2009-09-25T18:46:48Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Were Nanook and CP lied to vis a vis being SKs? Is one of them in fact an SK? Are they both? Are there more? I have a problem with this line of reasoning, because it renders the game essentially unwinnable and, in my opinion, hiding a players’ identity from themselves would cross the line from “gastard game” to “retarded travesty masquerading as mafia”. And let’s not discount the fact that we had no rash of deaths from people not putting in obligatory kill orders. Unless we are to assume that people were not only lied to about their roles, but lied to in a way such that all SK(s) and Vig(s) were given a role with a targeting capability. In which case we’d expect to have seen something along the lines of “hey, someone died that I was protecting, something’s wrong here” because that’d have been a useful thing to know on Day Two and I think anyone who thought they were a doc would have posted about a “protection-breaking kill” which would have looked very interesting if they were then revealed as an SK. ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/644 "2009-09-25T19:20:10Z")
Mod note: Removed game-breaking post. Gukumatz, Game Room Moderator. ---
**Author:** ![BillMC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@BillMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillMC)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/645 "2009-09-25T19:26:02Z")
> [@normal phase](#): > > bastards to the end … Bastards. 🙂 come on, somebody make the leap and win it for all of us 🙂 > > actually, though, it occurs to me that even if they realize they are all serial killers, they still don’t know how the kills are accomplished, and even revealing everything might not get them enough information to figure out it’s a mock “vote” and not something more obscure. Not by deduction, anyway. hmmmm! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/646 "2009-09-25T19:26:02Z")
Um, didn’t you get killed off? ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/647 "2009-09-25T19:33:40Z")
Jesus Christ. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/648 "2009-09-25T19:34:51Z")
So if we’re still playing why did you just give it away? Are you ruining it for everyone? ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/649 "2009-09-25T19:42:12Z")
HA! ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/650 "2009-09-25T19:56:32Z")
**NAF** , so help me, I’m going to find you and pelt you with a biased list of why I’m never playing in your games again. =P ---
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/651 "2009-09-25T20:01:49Z")
I guess there’s no way to recover from this. Damn me for posting to the wrong board. I’m really sorry for ruining your game, everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/652 "2009-09-25T20:01:54Z")
Four o one…we’re officially late with some answers here. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/653 "2009-09-25T20:09:05Z")
So are we still playing? ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/654 "2009-09-25T20:13:18Z")
Yeah yeah. Give Hoopy a minute. This game runs on GST (Gastard Standard Time). ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/655 "2009-09-25T20:14:19Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > **NAF** , so help me, I’m going to find you and pelt you with a biased list of why I’m never playing in your games again. =P Hey now, remember this is not \*my \*game. I am just here for the taunting. ---
**Author:** ![BillMC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@BillMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillMC)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/656 "2009-09-25T20:23:52Z")
> [@NAF1138](#): > > Hey now, remember this is not \*my \*game. I am just here for the taunting. I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of eldeberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/657 "2009-09-25T20:25:35Z")
Sorry guys. The network at work just went to crap about an hour ago. Hopefully this goes through… The villagers all advanced upon ColdPhoenix. Knowing what was coming next, ColdPhoenix turned and ran from the village square. However, he didn’t get very far as a giant ball of blue-tinged electricity materialized and blocked his way. In the center of it was a man. Naked. And not just any man, but the current Governor of California. “Sarah Cahnnah?” the man asked. “Obviously not,” replied ColdPhoenix. Yah clothes…give dem to me nohww!" the Governator ordered. Averting his eyes, ColdPhoenix replied “I’m not gonna run around nude. Besides, I don’t think they’d fit you.” “Big mistake!” Then turning to the rest of the Villagers, he said, “You guys watch him. Don’t let him out of your sight or escape. Ah’ll be bahk.” The Governator strode into the military surplus store in town and closed the door behind him. A few minutes later he emerged in full camouflage with various armaments. The Governator grabbed ColdPhoenix and shoved him up against the wall of the surplus store. Taking two daggers out of his belt, he slammed each one through a shoulder of ColdPhoenix, pinning him to the building. “You ah wahn ahgly mahthafahka. Ah think you need to stick ahround. Remember when ah said ah’d kill you last? Ah lied” “You never said you’d kill me at all. I’d remember that.” “Shaht ahp! Youh giving me a headache.” “It might be a tumor,” suggested ColdPhoenix. “It’s naht a toomah! Nohw where wahs ah. Oh, yeah. Who is youh dahdy ahnd what dahs he do?” the Governator asked ColdPhoenix. “What? What kind of question is that? Why do you even care?” “Actually, ah don’t. Hasta la vista, behbeh!” and with that, the Governator shot ColdPhoenix between the eyes point blank. “Consideh daht a dihvahce!” Then addressing the rest of the Villagers he said “You know whats best in lahf? To crush youh ehnemeees, to see them driven befah youh, ahnd to heah da lamentations of dar women. Oh yeah, and ahm to give you this.” He reached down to his belt and peeled off a playing card, he dropped it face down where he stood. Before the villagers could do anything, they suddenly heard the sound of a helicopter approaching. They watched it as it flew over and touched down right outside of town. “Tahm to get to da choppa!” and with that Ahh-nahld ran off. He happened to pass by the door of Allwaker’s place. Glancing in, he saw the guillotine and the head. He stopped, turned around and adressed the remaining Villagers: “You keeled a cahp, you eediots!” He then finished his run to the helicopter and disappeared inside. It lifted off and once it disappeared, the remaining living Villagers bent down and flipped the card over. On it was written: \*\*ColdPhoenix - Town Vanilla \*\* Night begins now and will end no later than 3 P.M. Saturday CDT. All night actions need to be into me by then. However, I will not be around at 3 P.M. for Dawn (hence the “no later than” part). So if everyone could get their Night actions in early, I’d appreciate it. Also if you don’t mind Night ending early, let me know via PM (this goes for everyone, not just those with actions). That way I can be around for it. I probably won’t start it any earlier than Noon CDT. If anyone objects to starting Dawn early or doesn’t get their night action in, Dawn will start normally and NAF will have to start it. If the night is cut short, Day will be extended to make up the difference (i.e. all subsequent dusks and dawns still occur at 3). The current player list consists of: Alive: 3. Zsofia 6. DiggitCamara 8. BillMC 10. Zeriel 15. Freudian Slit Dead: 2. Tom Scud - **Town Vanilla** - Lynched Day 1 1. peekercpa - **Town Vanilla** - Killed Night 1 2. Normal Phase - **Town Vanilla** - Killed Night 1 3. DarthSensitive - **Town Vanilla** - Lynched Day 2 4. TexCat - **Town Vanilla** - Killed Night 2 5. Gryff - **Town Vigilante** - Killed Night 2 6. Nanook of the North Shore - **Town Doc** - Lynched Day 3 7. Mahaloth - **Mafia Goon** - Killed Night 3 8. AllWalker - **Town Cop** - Killed Night 3 9. ColdPhoenix - **Town Vanilla** - Lynched Day 4 ---
**Author:** ![BillMC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@BillMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillMC)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/658 "2009-09-25T21:31:12Z")
Double Hmmm ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/659 "2009-09-25T22:26:51Z")
Are we… continuing? Are we just acting like that didn’t happen? ---
**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/660 "2009-09-25T22:33:43Z")
What didn’t happen? The game _is_ still going on, if that is your question. There are still choices to be made and titles to be won. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=34)