# Inblourious Gasterds Mafia **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [September 8, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280 "2009-09-08T14:18:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![BillMC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@BillMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillMC)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/661 "2009-09-26T00:20:30Z")
But there’s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/662 "2009-09-26T00:38:03Z")
Well, no use discussing it now. Let’s just get hammered and see who’s alive in the Morn. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/663 "2009-09-26T02:15:04Z")
Man, I am bored out of my skull tonight. AND Tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/664 "2009-09-26T02:47:08Z")
C’mon, Zeriel, want a new drink? I’ve got a batch of Seaman’s Pleasure with your name on it! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/665 "2009-09-26T17:56:46Z")
The villagers woke up and once again collected at the center of town. But where was Freudian Slit? The question was soon answered when Freudian Slit came plummeting out of the sky at terminal velocity. (Emphasis on the terminal.) As she slammed into the ground, her parachute that was malfunctioning finally shot out and blanketed the rest of the villagers. After sorting themselves out they saw taped to the parachute another playing card. Upon flipping it over it read: **Freudian Slit - - Mafia Goon** Day 5 begins now and will end 3 P.M. Tuesday CDT. Alive: 3. Zsofia 6. DiggitCamara 8. BillMC 10. Zeriel Dead: 2. Tom Scud - **Town Vanilla** - Lynched Day 1 1. peekercpa - **Town Vanilla** - Killed Night 1 2. Normal Phase - **Town Vanilla** - Killed Night 1 3. DarthSensitive - **Town Vanilla** - Lynched Day 2 4. TexCat - **Town Vanilla** - Killed Night 2 5. Gryff - **Town Vigilante** - Killed Night 2 6. Nanook of the North Shore - **Town Doc** - Lynched Day 3 7. Mahaloth - **Mafia Goon** - Killed Night 3 8. AllWalker - **Town Cop** - Killed Night 3 9. ColdPhoenix - **Town Vanilla** - Lynched Day 4 10. Freudian Slit - **Mafia Goon** - Killed Night 4 ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/666 "2009-09-26T18:08:20Z")
And then there were four. ---
**Author:** ![BillMC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@BillMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillMC)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/667 "2009-09-26T19:53:49Z")
Well that was unexpected, a scum NK’d. So we do appear to have another VIG or a SK in play - and somehow the scum failed to kill. Or quite possibly, all the scum are dead, and its just an SK in play against town. So where does that leave us? I’m inclined to trust **Zeriel** for initially catching Mahaloth’s [slip](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11555344&postcount=354) and in re-reading **Freudian** was very quick to defend **Mahaloth**. Given **Mahaloth** was quick to jump on the Day 1 **Diggit** bandwagon, and rather slow to jump off, I’d believe that **Diggit** isn’t scum. So that leads me back to **Zsofia** You jumped on the Darth lynch-the-lurker bandwagon led by Mahaloth and Freudian, and rather negative about the suggested [role claim](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11565293&postcount=440). Then [next dat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11578543&postcount=533) you say lynch the lurker is bad, and urge any cops to claim, and FS is [quick to agree](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11578721&postcount=535). Then there is: > [@Zsofia](#): > > I don’t understand why you’re assuming that Mahaloth is scum when it seems most people agree that there’s something, we don’t know what, screwy with the role reveals. and > [@Zsofia](#): > > Right now, until I get an explanation I’m going to > > **vote ColdPhoenix** > > not as an OMGUS vote, since he didn’t even vote me, but as a “why exactly is it supposed to be me who might be scum?” and also “why exactly are you assuming that Mahaloth was, in fact, scum”? You are implying the card flips themselves are false - and thus Mahaloth and FS aren’t scum…and by extension, everyone who has flipped town is? But what really pings me is the apparent total lack of surprise that a scum is dead from a NK, and that there is no scum NK: > [@Zsofia](#): > > And then there were four. \*\*vote Zsofia \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/668 "2009-09-26T21:22:51Z")
Oh, come ON. The role reveals are bullshit and you know it. Don’t try and pull a **ColdPhoenix** where you pretend to have your head stuck in the sand about the setup. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/669 "2009-09-27T18:02:09Z")
So nobody’s bothering anymore? ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/670 "2009-09-28T03:38:18Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > So nobody’s bothering anymore? Well, I’m still around. Still, right now I’d like to see a head count: who saw/didn’t see the game breaking post? **I saw the game breaking post** ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/671 "2009-09-28T03:39:08Z")
Saw it, not entirely crediting it as an “actual” mistake, but then again, I’m suspicious enough of gastardry as it is. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/672 "2009-09-28T03:53:08Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Saw it, not entirely crediting it as an “actual” mistake, but then again, I’m suspicious enough of gastardry as it is. That leaves **BillMC** (I think **ZSofia** saw it as well) ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/673 "2009-09-28T11:37:05Z")
Current vote count: **Zsofia (1):** BillMC **Not Voting:** Zsofia, DiggitCamara, Zeriel As of now **Zsofia** will by lynched at Dusk. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/674 "2009-09-28T13:50:52Z")
I saw it, and think it’s internally consistent. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/675 "2009-09-28T14:57:01Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > I saw it, and think it’s internally consistent. I agree. Since a firm majority of us saw it, I’ll start: My name is **DiggitCamara**. And I’m a psychopath. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/676 "2009-09-28T14:58:06Z")
The last post was, of course, the start of the first meeting of “Psychopath’s Anonymous”. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/677 "2009-09-28T15:06:19Z")
Well, it seems like the end is essentially random from this point on - an extended WIFOM, right? At any rate, **vote BillMC** , 'cause it ain’t fair. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/678 "2009-09-28T15:12:30Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Well, it seems like the end is essentially random from this point on - an extended WIFOM, right? > > At any rate, **vote BillMC** , 'cause it ain’t fair. In a way, yes. But I’d like to know how the Night Kills are determined. I would hazard a guess that the Nighttime “Kill” actions are, rather, a sort of Nighttime “Lynch” determined by votes. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/679 "2009-09-28T15:52:51Z")
I know most of the people I tried to kill did not die. ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280/680 "2009-09-28T15:55:07Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > I know most of the people I tried to kill did not die. Of those I tried to kill, only two died. (2nd and 4th Night). Do you have a list of people you tried to “kill”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inblourious-gasterds-mafia/509280.md?page=35)