# Inconsequential things you want to admit but don't warrant an annonymous post

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 8, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240 "2003-10-08T06:10:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![jormundgondir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@jormundgondir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jormundgondir)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/61 "2003-10-10T22:20:24Z")

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I’ve had “Love Bites” by Def Leppard in my head for three days straight.

Sometimes I correct people’s spelling during arguments on chat, but I always look the words up first to make sure.

I am much more resourceful than I am actually knowledgable.

I caused myself temporary neurological damage once by huffing too mich nitrous oxide.

Instead of cleaning the catbox more often, I now have an automated catbox sitting on top of a milkcrate and replaced the little disposal tray with a kitchen garbage bag.

I live in California and I still like the movies “True Lies” and “Total Recall”.

I own a lot more books than i’ve actually read.

I lost my virginity to Adam Ant’s “Strip” album.

Art Museums bore the heck out of me usually.

I like to watch Teletubbies on the rare occassion that I work out in the morning.

I can’t even park in front of an animal shelter without sobbing.

I forgot to proofread or spellcheck my college thesis.

I really like Vienna Sausages.

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**Author:** ![superstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f4b2a3/32.png) [@superstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superstar)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/62 "2003-10-10T22:28:42Z")

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When I think I’m alone I will pick my nose sometimes…  
people don’t like to admit that, but I’m sure i’m not the only one!!?

Am I???

God, is it too late to delete???

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**Author:** ![libwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/76d3ee/32.png) [@libwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/libwen)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/63 "2003-10-10T23:26:06Z")

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I don’t like chocolate. When I told my uncle that, he accused me of being Communist.

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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/64 "2003-10-11T05:11:34Z")

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That’s not communist, that’s just _evil_!!

I don’t like soda or any alcoholic beverage. I don’t like the bubbly fizzy stuff, I hate it, I can’t see how anyone can stand it, or how it could quench anyone’s thirst. The only drinks I drink are water, milk, and fruit juice.

I don’t like roller coasters or any kind of fast ride. Some mild coasters I can handle, like the Disneyland ones, but anything faster just makes me uneasy. I don’t mind going fast, but I need to feel like I’m in control. And of course I hate anything that makes me nauseous, because I get motion-sickness easily.

I don’t like most kinds of music. I find pretty much any music with lyrics distracting, so I only like instrumental stuff. I pretty much only listen to classical, jazz, movie and game soundtracks.

I don’t like sports. I don’t like playing them or watching them. Sometimes I’ll get into a game if I’m at the stadium, but after I leave I don’t care who won. There are some sports I enjoy, mostly solo ones like tennis and skiing, but I don’t even like watching those either.

I pretty much don’t like anything that other people use to bond with one another or share a common interest. It makes me surprised that people enjoy hanging around me at all…

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/65 "2003-10-11T15:58:54Z")

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Moving this to MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/66 "2003-10-11T16:18:00Z")

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I am 45 and have never used an ATM (I still go to the bank and write myself a check to get cash).

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/67 "2003-10-11T17:43:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by shy guy \*  
> \*\*I… read Buffy related slash fic.
> 
> Shut. _Up_. \*\*

I got ya beat. I write Star Trek slash fan fic. _mumble… Damn C/7ers…mumble._

No, none of it is posted anywhere (thank heavens), couldn’t link to it anyway, mods frown on linking to NC-17 stuff. 😃

Oh, and I like Roger Whitaker too, and Gordon Lightfoots “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald”.

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**Author:** ![Dawne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Dawne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dawne)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/68 "2003-10-11T20:42:03Z")

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I think a guy at college is totally hot and its the first crush ive had in years. I can’t even remember the last time. Oh God I’m so strange, I’m only 17…

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/69 "2003-10-11T21:56:32Z")

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For the new kids in the room, I’m female and 41.

There’s this girl at work that’s about, oh, 25. Every once in awhile she wears this black choker that just … oh. I just want to rip her clothes off and give her a tongue bath. Right there. On my desk.

OTOH there’s a guy with a very Dom-like personality at work in a different department that makes me want to fall to my knees and hand him the crop.

Makes them coming into my department rather distracting.

If I had a chance at David Cassidy and Bobby Sherman as a teen, I would have been all over them too. I still listen to their music and the Partridge Family.

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**Author:** ![shelsbells13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@shelsbells13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shelsbells13)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/70 "2003-10-11T22:19:13Z")

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In addition to being guilty of 98% of the above (the other 2% is about stuff I haven’t heard of yet!), I am guilty of the following annoyance crimes…

- I use exclamation points. A lot!
- I talk to my food. If Im eating a hamburger, and ketchup splurts out of it onto my shirt, I scold it. My husband has repeatedly asked me not to.
- I taught my 3 year old how to make penut butter and jelly with a spoon for lunch, so I wouldn’t have to.
- I played on the monkey bars at the park yesterday.
- I LOVE Destiny’s Child, Nelly and 50 Cent, and can be found singing by myself, "I a M_ **f** _\* P-I-M-P
- I never though Mr. Rogers was a pedophile.
- I hate Radiohead. Mostly because I don’t get them.
- I am really remarkably good at pretending to be smart. A group will be gathered around discussing something like the Fiscal responsibilities of a superpower towards a third world country, and I can nod convincingly and make vague witty comments that make it sound like I’m on board, when I really couldn’t point out Antigua on a map.
- I can’t remember anything about anyone. I don’t know your name, your spouses name, your birthday, if you have kids, even if I have known you for 5 years.
- I really enjoy ketchup on my mac and cheese.
- I really enjoy boxed mac and cheese. The more generic the better  
ouch, I’m a dork.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/71 "2003-10-11T23:27:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Triss \*  
> \*\*And what’s wrong with John Denver?  
> Oops. \*\*

Nothing, in my book. I taught myself to play 12-string guitar just so I could play his songs.

However, I will 'fess up to something. I’m not as bad as SWMBO - she’ll cry at Hallmark commercials - but I have been known to get puddle-eyed during sad and/or strongly emotional scenes at movies.

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**Author:** ![One\_Bad\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/51bf81/32.png) [@One\_Bad\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_Bad_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/72 "2003-10-12T01:41:24Z")

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Don’t tell anyone, but my first concert was Billy Ray Cyrus. I was about 12 or so and so far, aside from my sister who was also there, you all are the only ones who know about it. Since then my love for cheesy country singers has diminished, and I still love the greats: George Straight, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard…

Aside from that I also love musicals, specially The King and I and My Fair Lady.

Other things I love: my 3lb chihuahua Sophie and all of her accessories. She has more sweaters than I do!  
the movie Bubble Boy with Jake Gyllenhaal  
pickle-green olive-cheese-and mustard sandwiches  
pretending to be a character in a movie long after the end credits roll (spending the rest of the day as the character - in my head)  
and ANTIQUES ROADSHOW UK

enough of that…

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**Author:** ![One\_Bad\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/51bf81/32.png) [@One\_Bad\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_Bad_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/73 "2003-10-12T01:44:14Z")

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Between SVH, and Baby Sitters’ Club, I was obsessed. I still look for them when I go to a bookstore, but sadly, they’ve been replaced by the Olsen twins…

What about the Sleepover Friends? They had lots of adventures! Now that I think about it, I read every book and do NOT remember a single plot… hmmm. Well anyways, these books cannot be left out even if they are a generic version of the above books.

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**Author:** ![One\_Bad\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/51bf81/32.png) [@One\_Bad\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_Bad_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/74 "2003-10-12T01:45:32Z")

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Oh yeah, as you can tell, I haven’t gotten the hang of the “quote” thing yet. In my previous post i quoted Pammipoo. Sorry dear!

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/75 "2003-10-12T03:57:33Z")

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Also hopelessly lost in 80s synth pop. The first album I bought was Men at Work, then Howard Jones and Thomas Dolby. Wham! came later. I’ve repurchased them over the years as they wear out. Erasure remains my favorite synth pop band.

I also like to put mayonnaise on my french fries.

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**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/76 "2003-10-12T09:30:25Z")

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Alright, here goes…

- This makes me sound just a teeny bit like a parrot, but I quite like a lot of 80s music. I don’t try to hide it from my friends, because a lot of them like 80s music too (in fact, they probably got me into it). But I do try quite hard to hide it from my family. If my parents found out, they would probably think I’m quite weird (but I think they’ve always thought I’m quite weird, probably because I am). But if my sister found out, she would probably try to break all familial ties with me. On more than one occasion, she has said that the 80s was the worst decade for music ever. But what can I say - I was born in the early 80s and grew up on that music, while she was born a couple of years too early, and grew up on our parents’ 60s and 70s music until grunge music was invented. Incidentally, I like 60s and 70s music too, but I’ve never really been a big fan of grunge.

- I like Toto (the band - not the dog). Whenever _Rosanna_, _Africa_, or _Hold The Line_ comes on the radio, I have to sit and listen to the whole song. I own about 7 Toto CDs (some of which I haven’t even listened to!).

- I use parentheses far too much (sometimes I have more than one parenthetical remark per sentence!). I consciously try to avoid them (apart from now, when I’m purposefully overusing them), but I always seem to have something additional to say about whatever I’m saying that doesn’t fit into the main flow of the sentence (I also use run-on sentences quite a bit if I’m not careful). Also, I’ve only recently realised that the word is spelled and pronounced _par **e** ntheses_ (I always used to call them _par **a** ntheses_).

- I’ve spend the majority of the weekend so far lying in bed with my laptop, and I’m not even sick! Well, maybe not in the traditional sense of the word…

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/77 "2003-10-12T16:20:47Z")

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Hi, my name is Captain Blunty hello Captain Blunty , and I have the following to confess.

I religiously watch **Dr. Phil**.

I’m 22 years old and still enjoy reading (and buying) **Babysitters Club books.**

I still sleep with **a blankie** that I have had since the day I was born. My Grandma made it for me. If I don’t have it, I cry and can’t sleep.

I’m still afraid that \*\*the Boogeyman \*\* will come out and grab me when I’m alone at night walking the halls.

People think I’m hard as nails, but it’s all a front. **I’m a great big Wussbag**. I sometimes cry because my puppy is so cute.

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/78 "2003-10-13T14:30:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \*  
> \*\*  
> If I had a chance at … Bobby Sherman as a teen, I would have been all over them too. I still listen to their music… \*\*

:eek:

Bobby Sherman. Oh god. I had a few of his albums, handed down from the older daughters of my neighbor. That is some seriously bad music. I loved it then.

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**Author:** ![petelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@petelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petelin)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/79 "2003-10-13T14:52:21Z")

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I own “When Harry Met Sally” on DVD.

I’ve been known to, on occasion, dance along with the “Trading Spaces” music when no on is around.

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**Author:** ![rekkah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rekkah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rekkah)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/inconsequential-things-you-want-to-admit-but-dont-warrant-an-annonymous-post/206240/80 "2003-10-13T15:25:12Z")

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I’m addicted to Dawson’s Creek. I’ve even written fanfic. And read slash fanfic. I read DC fanfic to cheer myself up _and it works._ I would be less ashamed if it were Buffy.

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