# Increase Your Rizz! Use this vape/ink pen!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 23, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669 "2024-04-23T19:11:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/1 "2024-04-23T19:11:43Z")

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I don’t doubt that dual use pens, which can be used for writing or vaping, have long existed, but THIS is definitely aimed at teenagers. The word “rizz” was a dead giveaway.

If you don’t know, “rizz” is a slang term basically meaning “charisma.” I hadn’t heard or seen it until recently either.

> **[Penjamin Cart Pen](https://goodguyvapes.com/products/penjamin-cart-pen?variant=40238063157283)**
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> It's a pen battery - that's also a real pen! Embrace the fusion of discretion and functionality with the aromatherapy Cart Pen by Smyle™ Labs. With its patented design that mirrors a traditional pen, this cartridge writing penjamin takes your...

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/2 "2024-04-23T19:24:58Z")

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Your rizz is partially a function of your drip - how blinged out you are, and what sort of heat you rock. It can be improved with a glow-up, but fundamentally, it’s a measure of your game. (Better not be sus, though, 'cuz that’s cringe af.)

But you all knew this, of course.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/3 "2024-04-23T19:26:42Z")

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I’m old  
WTF is “rizz”?

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/4 "2024-04-23T19:44:35Z")

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Short for charisma

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/5 "2024-04-23T20:04:06Z")

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My daughter started calling her friends’ vape pens their “binky”. 😍 🤣 Which reduces their rizz. The term has caught on at her workplace.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/6 "2024-04-23T20:57:55Z")

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That’s one stinky binky.

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/7 "2024-04-23T21:19:13Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> I’m old  
> WTF is “rizz”?

Doesn’t matter anymore. That the word has reached the boomers at the SDMB is a sure sign that it is on its way out.

Skibidi toilet.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/8 "2024-04-23T21:24:48Z")

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Wasn’t “Rizz” mayor of Philadelphia…?

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/9 "2024-04-23T21:26:40Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> Skibidi toilet.

What is that ?!?!?!  
I just saw a video with that sung to a tune a poster on reddit/namethattune was  
trying to identify !

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/10 "2024-04-23T21:27:16Z")

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The last time I saw Hawkwind, the last time they came to the States, Dave Brock and Ron Tree didn’t make it. Bummer.  
Captain Rizz filled in, and the band did their best.  
[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Captain_Rizz.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Captain_Rizz.jpg)

(It was a weekend in summer in Ohio at a place called Nelson Ledges, and it was actually quite a blast!)

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/11 "2024-04-23T21:30:49Z")

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> [@Typo\_Knig](#):
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> My daughter started calling her friends’ vape pens their “binky”.

She’s a genius. I will do what I can for that to catch on at my workplace.

Speaking of _binky_, I have long referred to my cellphone as my binky.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/12 "2024-04-23T21:41:27Z")

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Looks like Capt. Rizz is modifying the Rizla company’s trademark. Rizla is a brand of cigarette papers, and they were my go-to when I rolled my own cigarettes, back in the day. Only tobacco for me, never anything else, though Rizlas were perfectly fine for rolling things other than tobacco.

> **[Rizla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rizla)**
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> Rizla (/ˈrɪzlə/), commercially styled Rizla+., is a French brand of rolling papers and other related paraphernalia in which tobacco, marijuana, or a mixture of the two, is rolled to make handmade joints and cigarettes.  
> The company was sold in 1997 to Imperial Tobacco. 
> The name "Rizla" came in 1886 (riz being the French word for "rice" and La+ an abbreviation of Lacroix, "the cross"). Rizla rolling papers are available in a range of thicknesses, indicated by the colour of the packaging, and s...

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/13 "2024-04-23T21:53:23Z")

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> [@pjd](#):
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> > [@Dissonance](#):
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> > Skibidi toilet.
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> What is that ?!?!?!  
> I just saw a video with that sung to a tune a poster on reddit/namethattune was  
> trying to identify !

Sorry, it’s too late for you, you’ve been infected. You weren’t supposed to actually look into it. There is no cure for the Skibidi curse.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2024, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/14 "2024-04-23T22:30:31Z")

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Raygun, a Des Moines-based t-shirt vendor (and other graphics too) has stickers that say “This is my emotional support water bottle.”

On a more serious note, when I worked at the old hospital in the 00s, I once told my boss that maybe I should start smoking too, so I could get extra breaks. I found out that he was a former smoker and didn’t find the comment all that amusing, but he understood.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/15 "2024-04-24T00:15:38Z")

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> [@Dissonance](#):
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> Skibidi toilet

I Googled it. I wish I hadn’t.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/16 "2024-04-24T04:10:46Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> Raygun, a Des Moines-based t-shirt vendor (and other graphics too) has stickers that say “This is my emotional support water bottle.”

[![Imgur](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52620328580_3e51d77dab_z.jpg "emotional support") ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/191587192@N04/52620328580/in/dateposted-public/)

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/17 "2024-04-24T13:22:58Z")

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Hey, knock yo’self a pro, Slick. That gray matter backlot perform us down; I take TCBin’, man!

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/18 "2024-04-24T13:31:25Z")

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No cap 🧢

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**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/19 "2024-04-24T13:37:38Z")

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Y’all lowkey trippin’, fr fr.

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/20 "2024-04-24T13:39:32Z")

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Col’ got to be, yo?

[How true!]

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