# Increase Your Rizz! Use this vape/ink pen! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669 "2024-04-23T19:11:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/41 "2024-04-25T10:17:14Z")
Whazzup, hep cats! I’m really digging all the radical applesauce, daddy-o! It’s the bee’s knees. (Am I doing it right?) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/42 "2024-04-25T10:24:08Z")
23 skiddoo, small change ! ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/43 "2024-04-25T12:13:16Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It was Boss! Remember when people used to say “boss” when they were describing something really cool. Like, “those shoulder pads are really boss, man.” “Look at that perm, that perm is so boss!” It’s what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang, for jerk in charge. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/44 "2024-04-25T15:17:09Z")
> [@Lancia](#): > > But now, boss is just slang, for jerk in charge. Stop harshin’ my mello. Overall though, this thread is pretty skookum. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/45 "2024-04-25T15:35:39Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Are we just trying to make “drip” happen? Most of my time is spent trying to make it NOT happen. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/46 "2024-04-25T15:46:02Z")
I sincerely wish you luck with that! 😄 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/47 "2024-04-25T16:12:51Z")
> [@Lancia](#): > > But now, boss is just slang, for jerk in charge. Just say bossa nova, sprinkle in some Portuguese to impress the kids. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/48 "2024-04-25T17:58:11Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Fuck if I know. I thought it meant stylish and I was showing off some shoes I thought would be called stylish (the same Pumas I’ve been wearing for over 30 years and I now see young people wearing). Fuck’em all! No inheritance for you! > > _soup nazi gif goes here_ I hear “drip” used as a noun, meaning “clothes, outfit”; a shoetuber video I watched last night, talking about a pair of particularly flamboyant sneakers, said, “You gotta have the right drip to rock these joints”. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/49 "2024-04-25T21:33:21Z")
Fuck me, “shoetuber” is a thing. 😩 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/50 "2024-04-25T23:31:28Z")
A little Dr. Scholl’s should clear that up pretty quick. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/51 "2024-04-26T00:18:44Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Overall though, this thread is pretty skookum. Interestingly, for those who are not aware, “skookum” is a Chinook jargon word from the Pacific Northwest/British Columbia. Derived from Chinook language with french, english and other languages tossed in. In BC, there is a waterway called Skookumchuck narrows (Skookum for “great” and chuck for “water”, as in “saltchuck”) ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/52 "2024-04-26T00:28:40Z")
What are you doing? I’m trying to keep my hip lingo, well, hip. Now everyone is going to start using it and it will be as worthless as rizz & drip soon. Not cool dude! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/53 "2024-04-26T00:34:09Z")
Sure, you think you want to be a tyee, but really your words are all cultus. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/54 "2024-04-26T00:48:55Z")
Come on tillicum, I’m no cheechako around here! ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/55 "2024-04-26T01:00:24Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Fuck me, “shoetuber” is a thing. 😩 Course it is, mane! You gotta keep up with the game, to know what heat’s droppin’, or to catch them quickstrikes! Otherwise, you taking "L’s, and you ain’t coppin’ no heat, unless you go after after them trashcan water joints. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/56 "2024-04-26T01:18:38Z")
Thou’lt be mocked for a fusty nut with no kernel, thou vacant pander, gape-jawed loon. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/57 "2024-04-26T01:30:36Z")
I hear Sir Mix-a-lot wouldn’t yeet a gyatt, and is in fact a thicc stan. ---
**Author:** ![Retzbu\_Tox](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/retzbu_tox/32/11829_2.png) [@Retzbu\_Tox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Retzbu_Tox)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/58 "2024-04-26T01:46:09Z")
Due to my daily exposure to current slang at the juvenile detention center, I must point out a major flaw in some of these posts. If you wish to fully emulate the _ **written** _ linguistic style of today’s youth, you should eschew the use of punctuation and capitalization. As examples, I “fixed” the following two quotes. 😁 now they finna be hella dope fr fr > [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > your rizz is partially a function of your drip how blinged out you are and what sort of heat you rock it can be improved with a glow up but fundamentally its a measure of your game better not be sus though cuz thats cringe af > [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#): > > course it is mane you gotta keep up with the game to know what heats droppin or to catch them quickstrikes otherwise you taking ls and you aint coppin no heat unless you go after after them trashcan water joints ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/59 "2024-04-26T01:50:54Z")
Jesus, Phd in English, wept. fr fr ---
**Author:** ![Retzbu\_Tox](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/retzbu_tox/32/11829_2.png) [@Retzbu\_Tox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Retzbu_Tox)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/60 "2024-04-26T02:06:09Z")
Also, when asked questions such as “you know bofa?” or “you know ligma?”, _ **walk away** _. If you respond with a query such as “What???”, you will be subjected to clarifications like “bofa muh balls in your mouth” or “ligma nuts”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669.md?page=4)