# Increase Your Rizz! Use this vape/ink pen! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 23, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669 "2024-04-23T19:11:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/61 "2024-04-26T13:10:37Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Thou’lt be mocked for a fusty nut with no kernel, thou vacant pander, gape-jawed loon. Dost thou call me a poxy fool, a lack-wit clod? I do not bite my thumb at _you_, mistress; but I _bite my thumb_, mistress. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/62 "2024-04-26T15:42:53Z")
[Moderating] Changing the content of an attributed quote box, even in jest, is against board rules. Please avoid doing this in the future. No warning issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/63 "2024-04-26T23:09:53Z")
There’s a “Spongebob Squarepants” episode where Pearl informs her dad that “cool” is no long, ahem, cool, and the word is now “coral.” After Mr. Krabs starts saying that, Pearl gets out her shell phone (ba-dump) and tells her friend, “‘Coral’ is not it.” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/64 "2024-05-17T15:01:47Z")
This thread is totally tubular. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/65 "2024-05-17T21:15:01Z")
In the meantime, I saw a sign at a gas station that said “Chicken sandwiches with rizz!” I wonder how many people thought rizz was some kind of new-to-them condiment item. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/66 "2024-05-17T22:10:17Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > I wonder how many people thought rizz was some kind of new-to-them condiment item. It sounds like a hip new way to say “relish” which is 🤢. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2024, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/67 "2024-05-17T23:38:29Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > It sounds like a hip new way to say “relish” which is 🤢. It’s _almost_ a neat way to say relish. The word sounds like a spicy condiment, and having game sort of sounds vaguely related to being spicy. Pity that it also sounds close to "jizz ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/71 "2024-10-09T10:53:09Z")
_SPAMMERS quote removed._ It worked with cigarettes ! ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/72 "2024-10-09T12:14:19Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > In the meantime, I saw a sign at a gas station that said “Chicken sandwiches with rizz!” Are you sure that was an “r”? ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/73 "2024-10-09T19:09:20Z")
It was. And I hope that charisma is ALL that sandwich has. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2024, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669/74 "2024-10-09T19:41:29Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > > [@nearwildheaven](#): > > > > In the meantime, I saw a sign at a gas station that said “Chicken sandwiches with rizz!” > > Are you sure that was an “r”? As long as Nino “Grease” Mannelli hadn’t been around. 😉 I was in [Greasman’s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Tracht) studio audience once, the day before I turned 21. For those unfamiliar: implying there was jizz in certain items on the snack tray set out for the audience was one of his schticks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/increase-your-rizz-use-this-vape-ink-pen/1000669.md?page=3)